Trump's "Manifest Dysentery"
08/01/25 14:19
January 8, 2025 (Vol. 19 No. 3) - On January 7, just one day after the Congress peacefully and without bloodshed certified Donald Trump's victory in the Electoral College, Felon 47-elect decided there are new worlds he would like to conquer. In a rambling, disjointed and unhinged news conference, the soon-to-be Commander in Chief said he would not rule out the use of military force to annex the Panama Canal from Panama and Greenland from Denmark. He also said he was willing to use economic and political pressure to force Canada to become our nation's 51st state. He also wants to place tariffs against all nations of the world. Oh, yes, I almost forgot: He says he will rename the Gulf of Mexico to become "The Gulf of America." (Perhaps he doesn't know that Mexico is one of 35 nations that comprise North and South America.) In any event, the Count of Mar-a-Lardo says it is in America's vital interests to control these territories. And, because he wants it, he seems to believe that he can have and make it so. Every President wants to have his own doctrine, like the Monroe Doctrine or the Truman Doctrine. If I may humbly suggest, this unique desire to expand American influence by threats and intimation should be called "Manifest Dysentery" if for no other reason that it is inherently messy. For a fellow who wants to correct America's trade imbalances, why is he messing with Canada and Mexico, America's two biggest trading partners? Denmark is a charter member of NATO. If we intervene militarily to take Greenland, does that mean NATO might have to take up arms against us? And they say Joe Biden isn't mentally fit to serve as President. This guy - who now holds the record for being the oldest man elected President - is demonstrating signs of dementia. And the bloated old man hasn't even taken the oath of office yet. Delusional Don may embrace Manifest Dysentery as an answer to our nation's needs. But the fact that he even uttered such verbal diarrhea out loud is already causing this nation embarrassment and costing us credibility. After his crazy talk this week, one thing is clear: Donald Trump needs an enema. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.