"Make My Day, Pal."
16/05/24 06:30
May 16, 2024 (Vol. 18 No. 23) — You've got to hand it to Joe Biden. That boy's got moxie! Not only did the current and future President of the United States accept the challenge to debate the Defeated Former President, he threw down the gauntlet. “Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020, since then he hasn’t shown up for a debate,” Biden said in a post on the platform formerly known as Twitter. “Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal.” To add insult to injury, Dark Brandon then taunted the Cowardly Liar by saying he is willing to debate him any time, noting that the Orange One is "free on Wednesdays," a reference to the only day of the week the indicted buffoon is not in court. The best the former president and potential convicted felon could say in response was to bellow on Truth Social - which, by the way, is neither truthful or sociable - "Let's get ready to rumble." And so they will, in June and in September. Both candidates are unpopular and see the debates as a chance to separate themselves. I agree. These debates will provide a sharp contrast between the empathetic, self-deprecating incumbent and the pathetic, self-deficating loser from Mar-a-Lardo. It's a long way to November, but the contest to save American Democracy will be joined in earnest on June 27. May the best man win - just like he did in 2020. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.