Satan's Little Helper
04/03/25 22:14
March 4, 2025 (Vol. 19 No. 11) - Donald Trump spoke for 107 minutes tonight, full of sound and furry, signifying nothing. If he was trying to lay out his vision for the country, it was rendered indecipherable by his constant barrage of insults, arrogance, half-truths and outright lies. The man who has sewn little more than chaos during his first 43 days in office tried to convince us that somewhere in that pile of crap he has heaped upon us is a Christmas pony. Remember when he said he would solve inflation during his first day in office? That hasn't happened. In fact, the unjustified tariffs he imposed today on the nation's three-largest trading partners — and more coming next month to the rest of the world — virtually assure that prices will rise across-the-board. It may surprise you to know that Fearless Leader spoke longer tonight about trans-gender issues than he did on the economy. He claimed his immigration crackdown will stem the tidal wave of violent crime in America. Of course, he lied on both counts: Violent crime in America is at the lowest level it has been in years and his administration's illegal immigrant deportations are at pretty much the same level as under the previous administration. To summarize his approach to foreign policy: Threaten our friends and cow-tow to our enemies. (Look out, Greenland!) There was nothing of substance tonight. President Pinocchio wants us to confuse process with real action. Many of the executive orders and presidential proclamations he has "flooded the zone" with in recent weeks lack legislative authority or are unconstitutional. Truth be told — and there was very little truth being told this evening — this address to the joint session of Congress was more a campaign rally than a serious discussion of President Bone Spur's vision for America. It's Demented Donny's idea of governing by temper tantrum. (Just ask President Zelenskyy.) The boy who would be king boldly said this evening that God saved him from assassination last summer so he can make America great again. I actually believe his survival was the work of Satan, who wanted to make certain that America will have hell to pay over the next four years. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.