Chicken Don

HarrisWalzAugust 6, 2024 (Vol. 18 No. 34) - Yet another major milepost has passed in Campaign 2024. Vice President Kamala Harris, the democratic nominee for President, has chosen Gov. Tim Walz of Minnesota as her running mate. It's a good pick because Walz is authentic and has a wicked sense of humor. Of course, there's also the comparison between Walz and his Republican counterpart, the faux-hillbilly J.D. Vance - a male version of Sarah Palen. Now, the next milestone is/are the upcoming Presidential debate(s) or non debate(s). Failure 45 had said he was ready to debate the Democratic presidential nominee "any time, any place." When President Biden stepped away from the race and the Vice President was anointed the new nominee, the Defeated Former President's backbone turned to Jello. Now he says the deal is off and he has conveniently arranged a new debate at Trump-friendly Fox News, with two Trump-friendly moderators, and in front of Trump-friendly audience (mob). How brave is that, former President Bone Spur? The problem for Candidate "Any Where, Any Place" is that a deal is a deal. Vice President Harris has done exactly what I would have told her to do, say that she's showing up at ABC for the previously schedule debate. The network, to its credit, has said the debate will go on as scheduled with or without Chicken Don. This singular act of cowardice is just another recent example of the Count of Mar-a-Lardo's growing desperation. In the past week, he has gone off the rails, saying the Vice President is stupid, questioned her sanity and, most famously, questioned whether she is really black. You tell me who is the unhinged candidate? Don-OLD really is in trouble. The polls are trending Democratic, his legal problems haven't gone away and his running mate is as dumb as dog dung. And there are still 13 weeks until Election Day. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.