Mini-Mike Takes A Hike

Mini-MikeSeptember 16, 2026 (Vol.20 No. 34) - The next time you see a Republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives, ask him or her this question: Why don't you like your job? When he or she tells you that they love their job, ask why the House will have been in session only 46 of the 163 days between Memorial Day and Election Day? That's only 17.5 percent of the time. Sure, in a democracy our elected officials need to stay in touch with the voters. But you would think that House members should spend at least a little more time actually legislating and addressing the issues that affect their voters most. Right now, for example, voters are waiting for the House to deal with a panoply of issues including the high cost of living, Trump's undeclared and largely unsuccessful war, the need for safeguards in the development of artificial intelligence, the broken promise of Epstein files transparency, and the recurrence of diseases such as measles that we previously thought of as eradicated. These issues will continue to gather dust until after the midterm election because the Speaker of the House, Mini-Mike Johnson, has sent them home. He says that will give the Republican members time to tell voters what a great job they are doing.



Uh
huh. But the problem with that logic is that in poll after poll after poll, the people are not buying it. According to an average of all polls, Democrats are leading Republicans by 7.5 percentage points in the generic congressional ballot. That is a significant gap. And I don't believe that all of the lies and innuendos the Republicans can spew forth during the campaign can make up the difference. That being said, that's not the real reason Mini-Mike told his members to take a hike with so much work left to be done. He and his cronies wanted to get the hell out of Dodge before they would have to take some uncomfortable votes. There's the vote to invoke the War Powers Act, thus limiting Trump's ability to continue to wage his unconstitutional war against Iran. Then there's a pending resolution to impeach Defense Secretary Puffed-up Petey Hegseth, the most corrupt and incompetent man to hold that post in the nation's history. And what about those Epstein files? The Congress was almost unanimous in passing a law forcing their release. However, many of those files containing thousands of references to Donald Trump remain sealed. What are they going to do about that? There's also a pending weapons sale to Israel that if a vote were taken today, would probably lose.



No, the real reason spineless Mini-Mike has sent the House home is the avoid forcing his caucus members to take a stand on these "third-rail" issues. These votes would force Republicans to make the difficult decision between doing what is right - which a majority of their voters want - and what the President wants. This isn't the first time Mini-Mike has done this. Remember when he sent the House home for 56 days last year to avoid a vote on the Epstein files? Even though Donald Trump is more of a lame duck than a dead Daffy Duck, Mini-Mike and his minions are still scared of him. So his solution is to send the members home to hide. There is certainly no mistaking the book Mini-Mike is authoring with
Profiles in Courage. Mike Johnson is a wimp-ass coward and a shadow of a man. He is a disgrace who claims to be a Christian while worshipping at the feet of the Devil, himself.



While Donald Trump focuses on hot-button issues as his billion-dollar ballroom, adding his name to the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, and naming gulfs and lakes after America, the rest of the nation is suffering. The Trump economy is failing while Donald, himself is flourishing. Meanwhile, congressional Republicans are turning a blind eye to an unprecedented level of presidential corruption. The Founders created the Congress to serve as a check and balance against overreaching presidents. The Speaker of the House is suppose to protect his legislative body's constitutional prerogatives to decide how money is spent
and whether to wage wars. But, once again, Mini-Mike is absent without leave. And he has taken the whole House with him. This November, let's send these cowardly Republican syncophants back to their districts where they can forever wallow in their shame while Democrats are back in Washington trying to clean up the mess they created. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.

A War By Any Other Name...

Screenshot 2026-09-05 at 8.52.54 PMSeptember 6, 2026 (Vol.20 No. 33) - The United States has been engaged in an armed conflict for six months at the cost of more than 3,000 Iranian deaths, another 27,000 injuries, plus 18 dead American servicemen and women and hundreds more injured. All of this is at a cost some believe is approaching $100 billion. And yet, this week, the folks at the MAGA Puzzle Palace have tried to convince the American people that we are not at war.



First, we heard from Vice President J.D. Vance, who told reporters on Thursday that "I wouldn't call it a war. Right now, there is no active shooting." Of course, that was a lie. Not only have the two sides been shooting at each other in recent days, the shooting has never really stopped since the Trump Administration launched this tragic war of choice in February. Then it was time for Trump, himself, to weigh in by saying this conflict is nothing more than "small potatoes." Last month, Defense Secretary Puffed-Up Petey Hegseth described the conflict as "a"gift to the world." And then during a CNBC interview this week, Commerce Secretary and Jeffrey Epstein play-pal Howard Lutnick stated that U.S. actions against Iran are "really just an economic choke-out" and that "there haven't been American deaths." (He later had to eat those words.)



While it is somewhat satisfying - and truthful - to suggest these verbal gymnastics are the products of arrogant stupidity, there is an even more sinister explanation. The administration doesn't want this "little kerfuffle" called a war because they would then have to comply with the provisions of the War Powers Act. After 60 days, presidents are not allowed to continue military action without the expressed permission of Congress. In fact, the Constitution reserves the power to declare war solely to Congress. You know this. I know this. The President knows this. And even the Congress knows this. But the Congress does not have the
cajones to challenge our Dear Precious Leader on this point. In fact, the GOP-controlled Congress has time after time surrendered its prerogatives to President Pinocchio out of a fear of being targeted on the poorly branded Truth Social platform.



However, you and I know the truth: A war by any other name is still a war. And congressional cowardice by any other name is still cowardice. For these reasons alone (among many), there is not a single Republican on the November ballot worthy of your vote. That includes the entire bunch of sycophantic candidates on state and local ballots. They have not proven themselves worthy of your support. Never has doing the right thing been so obvious and satisfying. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.

Worth Preserving

IMG_6919September 1, 2026 (Vol.20 No. 32) - I have been very fortunate to have been able to call communities steeped in history as my home. I grew up in Talbot County, Maryland, in the heart of the Delmarva Peninsula. Some of its communities predate the Declaration of Independence by more than a century. The white, wood-frame building with the uneven roof pictured above is the Third Haven Friends Meeting House in Easton Maryland. It is the oldest house of worship in the United States that has been in continuous use since its construction in 1684. It is so old, in fact, that there were no nails used in its construction. It was, and for the most part still is, held together by wooden pegs.



Next to it is a red brick building where the Meeting gathers during the winter months. It is known as the "new church" because it was built in 1880. My grandmother's funeral service was conducted there. The Meeting House is a source of great pride for its worshipers, as well as the people of the town, county and state. It connects the present with an exciting past, reminding us how we came to be the people we are today. And, of yes, it attracts tourist dollars that help drive the local economy. These are just some of the reasons why it is worth preserving.



Just a few miles down the road, the road stops and the ferry begins! That's the Oxford-Bellevue Ferry, America's oldest continuous privately operated ferry. It began operations in 1682 - that's right, one year before the Quaker Meeting House was completed. It shortens an otherwise a 30-minute drive from Oxford to St.Michaels. Frankly, more cars take the ferry for the experience of doing it than to save on gas. It's an opportunity to cross the historic Tred Avon River and see Oxford, one of the state's oldest points-of-entry, in much the same manner as our ancestors.



Speaking of St. Michaels, it's a veritable history lesson unto its own. Founded in 1677, St. Michaels is a community that embraces its rich history. One way it does that is through the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum, which celebrates three and one-half centuries of the region's sea-faring and maritime agricultural heritage. I was actually there when the museum was dedicated in 1965 as a Boy Scout on flag-raising duty. I have also been honored to make two book talks at the museum. It's an impressive institution that I am proud to have been associated with.



So, you may be asking, "What's your point?" It is not about being proud of my hometown, which I am. The point is this: Our past is worth preserving. As one who went to college just outside of the District of Columbia, it breaks my heart to see the reckless damage that is being done at the behest of an aging pedophile's warped vision of aesthetics. Just yesterday, we saw images of bulldozers mowing down a historic grove of Cherry Blossom trees to make way for a golf course. His love of bright, shiny gold objects has transformed the Oval Office into something akin of a French brothel. And don't get me started on that $400+ billion ballroom, the greatest rape of history in the name of building something nobody - and I mean nobody - wants. Worse, was the U.S. Supreme Court's cowardly ruling yesterday to suggest that the American people do not have legal standing to stop what even Chief Justice Roberts says is a "likely unlawful" construction project.



This administration has not limited its lilly-white warped view of history to the Nation's Capital. From Independence Hall, to our national parks and America's schools, Diaper Don has placed his tiny thumb on the scales in favor of a sanitized and, in some cases, just plain false view of our history. If it hasn't already, this "ethnic cleansing" of American history may soon reach your own town. This is being done in an effort to "restore truth and sanity" to American history - neither quality readily apparent in this administration's push.



At a time we find ourselves having to defend our rights on so many fronts, we need to also resist efforts to erase and modify our history in favor of an incompetent and incontinent oligarch's vanilla view of the world. Donald Trump will not live forever. But the damage he is doing will outlast him for many generations. Our history is worth preserving. However, the time for doing so is running out. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.

Courting With Disaster

RobertsAugust 24, 2026 (Vol.20 No. 31) - Fifty years from now when the United States celebrates its tricentennial, it is very likely that John Roberts will be remembered as the worst Chief Justice in the history of the United States Supreme Court. In fact, it is more a certainty that Roberts will be reviled in 2076 than it is that there will still be a United States. In the 21 years since President George W. Bush nominated him, Roberts has changed our fundamental understanding of what constitutes fundamental American rights - and not in a good way.



During his tenure, The Roberts Court has issued decisions that have changed the meaning of voting rights, reproductive freedom, affirmative action, campaign finance, labor rights, gun regulation, religious freedom, and presidential accountability. Supporters of these decisions, mostly MAGA Republicans, have argued that the Court has simply returned constitutional interpretation to the text, history, and traditions of the Constitution. However, that is - if I may use a legal term here – bullshit. The Roberts Court has systematically taken away protections that generations of Americans had come to regard as basic rights.



It happened again today, when The Roberts Court ruled that President Donald Trump could begin carrying out parts of an executive order intended to restrict mail voting, The Six Trump Sycophants on the court did so despite the fact that the Constitution clearly says that the administration of elections is the sole domain of the states. Yes, the Court left open the door for additional legal challenges that may slow down the Trump Administration's efforts to suppress voter rights. But it has lent legitimacy to Donald Trump's attempt to bastardize what has been until now the world's fairest and best-run elections. Trump's problem, simply stated, is that the more people who vote in elections, the less likely that his side will prevail. Most Americans hate Donald Trump. And that's the verdict they will deliver at the polls in November - unless, of course, Trump is allowed to rig elections in his favor.



This is not The Roberts Court's first assault on free and fair elections. In Shelby County v. Holder in 2013, the Court struck down key provisions of the Voting Rights Act of 1965. It had been one of the most important civil-rights laws in American history, designed to prevent states and local governments with histories of racial discrimination from changing voting rules without federal approval. Despite the success of the law, Roberts & Company gutted key provisions of the act, rendering it toothless. Three years before that, the Court in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission gave corporations and wealthy interests disproportionate influence over American elections.



Easily the worst decision made by The Roberts Court, in fact the worst for any Court since Plessy v. Ferguson in the 1890s, has to do with the limits – or lack thereof – to presidential powers. In Trump v. United States in 2024, the Court recognized substantial presidential immunity from criminal prosecution for official presidential acts. In doing so, the Court weakened one of the central principles of American government: no person, including the president, is above the law. Armed with this highly questionable ruling, Trump has spent the entirety of his second term of office engaged in retribution against his critics, blue states that didn't vote for him and even some of the America's best friends, such as Canada. He has imposed reckless and unconstitutional tariffs without required congressional approval and – and here's the big one – usurped the power of Congress by engaging in an illegal and undeclared war with Iran.



That concern goes directly to the Constitution's system of checks and balances. The American experiment was built on the idea that government power must be limited because concentrated power can threaten liberty. If presidents receive broad protection from criminal accountability for official conduct, future presidents may have greater freedom to push constitutional boundaries.



Chief Justice Roberts has frequently described the Court as an institution above partisan politics. Yet, the record suggests otherwise. There is also the question of serious ethical lapses on the Court, such as Justice Clarence Thomas's highly dubious recreational vehicle trips paid for by individuals with issues before the Court, as well as Ginny Thomas's lucrative and conflictive lobbying activities.



If we are to maintain an American democracy that will last into a third century, steps must be taken today to rein in the freedom-grabbing, ethically challenged and increasingly corrupt U.S. Supreme Court. That starts with electing Democrats this fall in numbers that even John Roberts cannot ignore. Otherwise, Roberts & Company will continue to court with disaster by stripping away freedoms we enjoy and celebrate. That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.
 
 

Don't let the door...

Screenshot 2026-08-14 at 6.58.37 AMAugust 14, 2026 (Vol. 20 No. 30) — I can't say that our long national nightmare is over, but at least its chief mouthpiece is headed out the door. In a presidency that has "distinguished" itself with a series of inept and incompetent press secretaries, Karoline Leavitt takes the cake. In the grand tradition of her predecessors Sean Spicer, Anthony Scaramucci and Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Karoline Leavitt has used her position at the White House podium to spread unadulterated lies and to hurl insults at anyone who questions the "greatness" of her boss, the President of the United States.



Leavitt, who at 28 is the youngest person to serve in that critically important role, is also the least qualified and talented to ever hold that position. She makes Ron Ziegler, Richard Nixon's spokesman, appear to be the model any self-respecting press secretary should hope to attain. And isn't that the rub? How can this sycophantic and naive woman-child have any self-respect after spewing out the most inane and blatantly false platitudes designed for just one twisted purpose: To please the fragile ego of Donald J. Trump? What can you expect from a woman who married for the money a man 32 years her elder? Now she is leaving her plush post, ostensively to raise her newborn child. I sincerely wish her luck in that endeavor. I also hope she approaches motherhood a hell of a lot more seriously than she did her White House job.



If it sounds like I am taking Ms. Leavitt's ineptitude personally, you are damned right I am. I have spent most of my adult life either serving as a government spokesman or training the next generation of public relations practitioners and public affairs specialists. Practically everything this woman has done has discredited the profession. In the textbook
Public Relations: A Values Drive Approach, co-author Chuck Marsh and I defined public relations as "the values-driven management of relations between an organization and the publics important to its success." Key words in that definition are management, values and relations. Even the most casual observer can see that those are three qualities sorely lacking in the Trump White House.



Throughout the first 18 months of President Pinocchio's second term, Karoline Leavitt has been the face and voice of a dumpster fire. Considering Trump's penchant for making late-night grand social media policy pronouncements while sitting on his golden toilet, it has been painfully apparent that Ms. Leavitt's position is totally superfluous. There is no evidence to suggest that she made an attempt to do what any good press secretary would do, trying to develop a cogent and consistent administration message through a professional relationship with the working press. Instead, her first instinct has been to echo the demonstratively false diatribes of the Count of Mar-a-Lardo. Even more irritating is that she has done it with a cheeky smile on her face. In short, instead of serving the American people as a spokesperson adept at explaining administration policies, all we got from the Trump White House was a Beauty School Dropout.



Yes, I sincerely hope she is successful in her now chosen role as wife and mother. I do not wish ill-will upon her. But I also hope that she doesn't let the door hit her in the butt as she exits what's left of the White House.
That's it for now. Fear the Turtle.