Vol. 13
No. 37 -- The
Rules of the
Road
December 15,
2019
Imagine a world in which there are no traffic laws. Get
in the car and
do as you
please. Sounds
great - until
you realize
that your
safety and
life rests in
the assumption
that others on
the road will
act
rationally.
That's why
everyone
agrees that
rules of the
road are not
only
advisable, but
are essential.
Now, let's
take it to the
next step.
Let's say
there are
rules of the
road, but
those sworn to
preserve,
protect and
defend those
rules don't
really care if
they are
enforced.
It may be that
they want the
rules
enforced, but
feel that
there are
special cases
(i.e. special
people) where
they do not
apply. This
kind of
selective
enforcement
may serve the
faux
enforcers'
interests, but
they
eventually
undermine the
society they
were sworn to
preserve,
protect and
defend. With
lawbreaking
set as the
example, how
long will be
it until no
one follows
the rules of
the road? Can
you imagine
the carnage
that will
follow? Yet,
here we are.
And as you may
have surmised,
this post is
not about safe
driving.
It is about
the
Constitution,
the separation
of powers and
the
preservation
of our free
society.
Donald Trump
cannot be
allowed to
violate the
law, impede
legal
investigations
into those
violations and
claim that the
Constitution
he has abused
places him
about the law.
Nevertheless,
congressional
Republicans
are about to
allow him to
do just that.
While the GOP
probably won't
be able to
avoid Donald
Trump's
impeachment,
it has already
determined the
outcome of a
Senate trial
likely to
begin early
next month. In
fact, Senate
Majority
Leader Mitch
McConnell has
openly
admitted
coordinating
strategy for
the Senate
trial with the
White House.
If that
happened in a
legal
proceeding
outside of
Congress,
McConnell
would go to
prison.
It comes down
to this: We
can't ignore
the character
of Donald
Trump, a man
who blatantly
placed the
interests of
himself and
Vladimir Putin
before those
of the
American
people.
Maddening as
it is, 30
percent of
those American
people,
lemmings
willing to
follow this
fool to the
brink of
disaster,
don't care.
Oddly, these
Forever
Trumpers claim
to be
patriotic.
They say they
follow the
word of God.
However,
evidence and
common sense
puts a lie to
those claims.
Americans
cherish the
Constitution.
They do not
trash it. And
the love of
God means
adhering to
standards of
fairness and
decency - not
ignoring them
when
convenient.
This week, the
U.S. House of
Representatives
will begin the
process of
enforcing our
nation's rules
of the road.
One can only
hope that
Senate
republicans
can discover
their moral
compass and
permanently
park the car
wreck that is
Donald Trump.
The failure to
so so puts us
all at risk.
That's
it for now.
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Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 36 -- The
Last Week
December 9,
2019
So it all comes down to this - the last week of classes
for the Fall
2019 semester
at the
University of
Kansas. That
means it is
the last week
of classes
before I
retire from
the faculty of
the William
Allen White
School of
Journalism and
Mass
Communications.
Upon my
official
retirement on
December 31, I
will be known
as Associate
Professor Emeritus
David Guth.
That, of
course, will
make the
lovely Maureen
Mrs.
Emeritus.
There's not a
lot of drama
this week as
my journalism
history class
is online. I
actually wrote
and recorded
the final
lecture weeks
ago. With only
one round of
short essay
questions to
grade and
final exam
grades to
record - the
exams are
being
administered
and graded
online - my
classwork is
nearly done.
My final
faculty
meeting is
Friday. Chuck
and Kris Marsh
are hosting a
retirement
party for me
on Sunday.
There's also
the
Chancellor's
holiday
reception on
the 19th.
After that,
the only
official
business
remaining for
me is to hand
in my signed
retirement
papers
sometime after
noon on
December 31.
And with that,
a 45-year
professional
career will
come to an
end. Or will
it? I am
already
planning to do
some volunteer
work with the
American Red
Cross. I plan
to do some
writing. And,
under the
right
circumstances,
I'd be willing
to do more
teaching.
However, for
the most part,
I plan to be a
professor
emeritus and a
husband,
father and
grandfather
extraordinaire.
There are big
changes in the
offing - but
nothing that
scares me. I
think I am
prepared for
what comes
next as
anyone.
One thing I am
not prepared
to do at this
time is to
reflect on the
past. There's
plenty of time
to do that.
Right now, I
am focused on
the future.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 35 --
Being Thankful
November 27,
2019
Let us be thankful. Too often, we forget to do so.
Although I
have tried to
make this a
thoughtful,
enlightening
and sometimes
introspective blog, it has, of late, been a place to rail away at
incompetency
and evil.
Donald Trump's
reign of ruin
has left a
majority of
Americans
worrying about
the future
survival of
the republic.
However,
today's post
is not about
him, his
cronies or the
legion of
syncopates who
blindly follow
him. Despite
the static and
distraction
present in our
political
lives, there
is so much to
be grateful
for this
Thanksgiving.
Right there,
at the the top
of my list, is
family. I am
blessed with a
loving and
resourceful
wife, moral
and
forward-thinking
children and
the best
grandchildren
anyone could
hope to have.
I adore my
siblings and
in-laws. (How
many can say
they are an
"out-law" in
multiple
families?)
Let's not
forget the
doggies who
adopted our
family over
the
years.
Brooksie,
Rusty, Boomer
and Randi have
added so much
to the joy of
living. Then,
there are my
friends.
I'd like to
have
more,
but the ones I
have a golden.
With my
retirement now
just a matter
of weeks away,
I can look
back at a
successful and
satisfying
career. Did I
become the
foreign
correspondent
I envisioned
for myself a
half-century
ago? Or did I
become the new
Johnny Carson?
No, I did
better. I was
a husband,
father,
grandfather,
journalist,
public
relations
practitioner,
college
professor and
scholar who
helped make a
difference in
people's
lives. You
can't ask for
more than
that. As I
move into
retirement, I
am optimistic
about the
future.
I've laid out
a path that
will permit me
to embrace --
not languish
-- in the
future.
Having lost
more than 90
pounds from my
peak weight of
a couple of
years ago, I
believe I am
healthier now
than I have
been in
decades. I
have a
comfortable
home in a
fabulous town.
Are there any
regrets?
Sure.
But I can't
change the
past. I
can, however,
learn from it.
And yes, there
are things in
my life and in
the life of
our country
that could be
- and should
be - better.
But facing the
challenges
ahead are a
part of the
joy of living.
After all,
once you've
achieved all
of your goals,
you have
nowhere to
go. I am
thrilled that
I have a
destination in
sight. I
may not get
there, but I
will revel in
its pursuit -
for which I am
thankful.
May you and
yours be
blessed with
reasons to be
thankful this
Thanksgiving.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 34 -- The
GOP's Four
Lying Points
November 12,
2019
With the impeachment open hearings starting
tomorrow, I
thought it
might be
useful to help
you decipher
the Republican
party's four
talking points
designed to
counter the
tsunami of bad
news about the
crush the
Trump
administration.
We know what
those talking
points are
because CNN
obtained a copy
of them. And
if I do say so
myself, they
are a damn
fine piece of
fiction.
Let's start
with Point 1:
The July 25 call summary "shows no conditionality or
evidence of
pressure."
They are
absolutely
correct - IF
you don't know
how to read
English.
Otherwise,
there is no
other
interpretation
than Trump was
strong-arming
the
Ukrainians.
Point 2:
President
Trump and the
Ukrainian
president have
said there was
no pressure.
Again, anyone
with a
third-grade
reading level
of English can
see otherwise.
Besides,
there's a ton
of sworn
testimony that
the
Ukrainians,
themselves,
were saying
that they were
under intense
pressure.
Point 3: The
Ukrainians
were not aware
of the U.S.
hold on
military
assistance at
the time of
Trump's July
25 telephone
call.
Testimony
released
yesterday by
the House
Judiciary
Committee put
that lie to
rest: They
knew and they
were scared.
And best of
all, Point 4:
The Ukrainians
got the money,
so what does
it matter?
Just as you
can go to
prison for
trying to kill
someone but
failing, a
quid pro quo
is still a
quid pro quo
whether or not
it is
executed. All
of this begs a
question that
EVERY American
should ask
himself or
herself: Just
how stupid do
these
Republicans
think YOU are?
Just like
President
Pinocchio, who
has lied to
the American
people a
DOCUMENTED
14,000+ times
since taking
office, the
Republicans
believe that
telling the
same lie over
and over again
with
conviction
will make it
true. Do
you know who
also held that
philosophy?
Adolf Hitler.
However, and
this is a big
difference,
Hitler's
beliefs were
philosophically
based - albeit
based on a
demented,
sadistic
philosophy.
Everything
that Donald
Trump does is
designed to
serve his own
greedy and
narcissistic
interests. The
sooner that
Republicans
and the
Trumpeters who
blindly follow
this
traitorous and
racist leach
learn this
truth can we
reclaim our
nation and
truly Make
America Great
Again.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 33 -- One
Year Out
November 6,
2019
And now it gets real. We are one year out from
Election Day
2020, the most
consequential
election of my
life. Assuming
that the
Republican
U.S. Senate
hasn't grown a
backbone and
removed the
current cancer
in the White
House, then
the fate of
Donald Quid
Pro Quo Trump
will be in the
hands of the
American
people.
Last night's
results from
the off-year
elections
suggest a
continuation
of 2018's blue
tsunami.
Kentucky
elected a
Democrat
governor and
Virginia
elected a
Democrat
legislature
largely on the
basis of
strong support
in the
suburbs. Since
the Reagan
years, the
suburbs have
more often
than not been
the tipping
point leading
to a
Republican
advantage.
However, the
suburbs were
blue this
year, just as
they were in
the 2018
midterm
elections. A
strong turnout
of Democrat
voters was
also in the
mix - just as
it was last
year.
Remember: The
failure of
Democrats to
get out their
voters,
especially in
the upper
Midwest, is
what allowed
Trump to
squeak out a
victory in the
Electoral
College in
2016. At least
one
post-election
analysis I
heard has
suggested that
moderation
played well in
this year's
elections.
I believe the
sample size is
too small to
make such a
sweeping
statement.
However, if
true, it bodes
well for Joe
Biden, Pete
Buttigieg and
Amy Klobuchar.
The question
is just how
liberal is the
Democratic
base? I
suspect it is
not liberal
enough to
nominate
Bernie
Sanders.
However, the
articulate and
intelligent
Elizabeth
Warren can't
be counted
out. And
how does
impeachment
play out
during the
next year? As
of right now,
I don't think
it will have
any effect
beyond ginning
up both
conservative
and liberal
bases. I
certainly
don't think
the Republican
Senate has the
moral
fortitude to
put the
country and
Constitution
ahead of its
own political
interests. And
the polls have
consistently
shown that
there is
one-third of
the American
electorate
willing to
march with
Donald Trump
through the
gates of hell
- which is
exactly where
we are
currently
headed. There
is one wild
card yet to be
revealed:
Trump's taxes.
I believe
some, but not
all of the
public will
react
negatively if
it is shown
that Trump's
affinity for
murderous
dictators is
directly
linked to the
failing
finances of
his badly
mismanaged
company. This
election is
the Democrats'
to lose. That
is something
they have
shown a knack
for doing -
reference
1988, 2000 and
2016.
However, the
best thing the
Democrats have
going is
Donald Trump,
himself. He
keeps shooting
himself in the
foot more
often than
Dick Cheney.
He is,
literally,
self-impeaching.
So buckle up,
baby! It's
going to be a
bumpy ride.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 32 -- Free
Speech and
Facebook
October 31,
2019
Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook are under intense
pressure to
censor
misleading and
outright false
political
posts and ads.
The pressure
is
understandable,
in light of
the foreign
interference
in the 2016
presidential
election and
the existence
of president
who dishes out
truth as often
as the sun
circles the
earth.
Censorship is
a path fraught
with danger.
Yet it is
appealing to
those on the
political
fringes. For
one thing,
ultra-conservatives
have
complained
that Facebook
and other
Silicon Valley
companies have
shown a
liberal bias
by censoring
their
messaging.
They, of
course, ignore
the fact that
according to a
Media Matters
study,
conservative
news outlets
outperform
others on
social media.
On the left,
ultra-liberals
such as
Alexandria
Ocasio-Cortez
recently
blasted
Zuckerberg and
Facebook
during a
congressional
hearing for
not censoring
political ads
that make
false claims.
Twitter just
announced that
it will no
longer take
political ads
on its
platform. AOC
and others
want him to
follow suit.
Zuckerberg
pushed back,
saying he was
uncomfortable
with having
private
companies
making
decisions on
whether
political
speech - even
that which is
false - is
appropriate.
He's wrong -
and he's
right. Under
the equal time
provisions of
the Federal
Communications
Act of 1934,
only broadcast
radio and
television
stations are
required to
run uncensored
ads from
legally
qualified
candidates.
(And that only
applies when
other legally
qualified
candidates in
the same
contest have
purchased
ads.)
Other than
that, private
companies have
the right to
censor
whomever and
whenever they
want. At the
risk of
oversimplifying
an extremely
complex issue,
only when the
government
becomes
involved is it
a First
Amendment
issue. But
here is the
flip side - should
these private
companies do
it?
Should Mark
Zuckerberg and
those of his
ilk become
self-appointed
gatekeepers of
truth?
And whose
truth? While
some things
are clearly
black and
white, most
public policy
issues are
shrouded in
various shades
of gray. Heck,
even the
weather
forecaster
can't tell you
the difference
between partly
cloudy and
partly sunny.
A bigger
question is:
What role
should the consumers
of this
information
play? What is
their
responsibility?
Caveat emptor:
Let the buyer
beware. If you
are one of
those people
who make
political
judgments
based solely
on social
media posts
and ads, then
do me a favor:
Stay home on
election day.
Those people
are
intellectually
lazy. They
have no
business
making making
decisions in a
democracy.
But, of
course, they
can. And
that's my
final point.
They have a
right to judge
the quality of
information
they receive -
if they so
choose. Isn't
it useful for
you to have
the
opportunity to
make an
independent
judgment as to
whether a
politician has
lied to you?
And it is not
as if
Zuckerberg and
others haven't
been listening
to the public.
Facebook has
already taken
some positive
steps to
assure that
its users know
the source of
information
posted in its
platform. And
it has
exercised the
right to take
down posts
that pose a
reckless
disregard for
public safety
or are
libelous and
abusive. Just
how far do you
want social
media to go in
deciding what
you do and do
not read?
Common sense
tells me that
when the
limpid left
and the
radical right
want to force
Facebook and
others to
impose a
Social Media
Nanny State,
then
Zuckerberg -
at least on
this issue -
should stay
the course.
Free speech
rocks.
That's
it for now.
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Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 31 -- The
White House of
Horrors
October 19,
2019
With Halloween approaching, it is a time for
scary stories.
However, one
would hope
that those are
limited to the
movies, books
and TV shows
like the Twilight
Zone.
Lately, tails
of horror have
been showing
up in our
newspapers and
the nightly
news. They all
emanate from
the same
address: 1600
Pennsylvania
Ave.,
Washington,
D.C. This past
week has been
the worst this
country has
known since
the terror
attacks on the
United States
on September
11,
2001.
However, on
that date,
America stood
strong against
an unprovoked
and dastardly
attack.
Perhaps a more
appropriate
comparison is
April 30,
1975, the day
the United
States
abandoned its
embassy in
Saigon and
lost the
Vietnam
war.
That date
marked the low
point in
American
prestige
during my
lifetime -
until
President
Trump's
inexplicable
and
unconscionable
decision to
abandon the
Syrian Kurds.
In doing so,
Trump played
into the hands
of a bloody
Turkish
dictator, a
bloody Syrian
dictator, and
a bloody
Russian
dictator.
Trump's
precipitous
and impulsive
withdrawal of
American
troops has
undermined
American
credibility
and will give
new life to
ISIS, placing
our European
allies and the
United States
in
jeopardy.
If that were
not enough,
the arrogant
and dimwitted
acting White
House chief of
staff went on
live national
television to
admit the
President had
committed two
impeachable
offenses - the
subversion of
American
foreign policy
in pursuit of
dirt on a
political
opponent based
on a
discredited
theory and a
gross
violation of
the emoluments
clause of the
U.S.
Constitution.
Trump then
sent his
equally
dimwitted Vice
President and
Secretary of
State to
Turkey to
negotiate a
cease-fire
that (1) gave
Turkey, Syrian
dictator Assad
and the
Russians
everything
they wanted,
(2) completely
undercut our
Kurd allies
who have
fought and
died at our
behest, and
(3) isn't
really a cease
fire.
While some
Republicans
have spoken
our against
Trump's Syrian
stupidity, all
signs continue
to point to
their
unwavering
support of
their fuehrer.
May God help
us. These are
dark days in
America.
Basic American
values are
being run over
by immoral
politics of
expediency and
approximately
one-third of
the country
doesn't give a
damn.
The time to
impeach and
remove this
cancer from
the American
body politic
is at hand or
surely our
democracy will
die a slow and
painful death.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 30 --
Impeachment
Insurance
October 10,
2019
Forty-six years ago today, I was watching the
National
League
Championship
Series game
between the
New York Mets
and the
Cincinnati
Reds when NBC
News broke in
with the news:
Vice President
Spiro T. Agnew
had resigned
after pleading
no contest to
federal
bribery
charges. The
news resounded
like a clap of
thunder.
The Agnew news
came in the
middle of the
widening
Watergate
scandal and
just days
after the
start of the
Yom Kippur
War. At least
to me,
the news
of the Vice
President's
resignation
came as a
surprise.
I knew that
Agnew was
under
investigation.
And I had no
real sense of
his guilt or
innocence.
However, I had
been struck at
how much
Agnew's
response to
the
allegations
had differed
from Richard
Nixon's during
the previous
summer's
Senate
Watergate
Committee
hearings.
Agnew's
initial
response, in
contrast to
Nixon
Administration
stonewalling,
had been a
breath of
fresh air.
However, that
didn't last.
With his plea
bargain, Agnew
admitted that
he had been
lying. The
ultimate
effect of the
drama in a
Baltimore
federal
courtroom was
to remove
Nixon's
impeachment
insurance.
Congress would
have had
second
thoughts about
removing Nixon
if that meant
that Agnew,
who had served
less than two
years as
governor of
Maryland prior
to his
election,
would be
elevated to
the
presidency.
Not many
people thought
that Agnew was
up to the
task. As it
turned out,
the
Democrat-controlled
Congress
limited
Nixon's
choices for
Agnew's
replacement.
Nixon had to
settle for the
more moderate
and
politically
acceptable
Gerald Ford.
And the rest
is history.
That was then
and this is
now. We have
another
President
facing likely
impeachment -
this time for
far more
serious crimes
than
Nixon's.
Donald Trump's
impeachment
insurance is
not his Vice
President.
It's the
Republican
controlled
U.S. Senate.
The GOP has
been a
seemingly
impenetrable
firebreak
protecting
Trump from the
constitutional
crisis he
ignited.
However, just
like
Watergate, the
political
landscape
keeps shifting
with every new
revelation.
The Mueller
Report may not
have changed
many minds,
but the
combination of
the Ukrainian
affair and
Trump's
decision to
abandon the
Kurds in
Northern Syria
appear to be
game changers.
For the first
time, a Fox
News poll has
found that 51
percent of
Americans
favor Trump's
impeachment and
removal from
office. And
today we
learned that
two of Rudy
Guiliani's
associates
were arrested
trying to flee
the country.
They have been
accused of
campaign
finance
violations
tied to
Ukraine.
At some point
- possibly in
the near
future -
Senate
Republicans
are going to
need to
distance
themselves
from the White
House.
To put it
another way,
the time is at
hand for the
rats to leave
the sinking
ship. And
that's when
Donald Trump's
impeachment
insurance will
expire.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 29 --
"Though"
September 26,
2019
Though is an interesting word. It is an
adverb
indicating
that a factor
qualifies or
imposes
restrictions
on what was
said
previously. A
simpler way to
thinking of it
is to
substitute it
with the word
"however"
because it has
a similar
effect. This
six-letter
word is at the
heart of an
impeachable
offense,
President
Trump's July
25 telephone
call with
Ukrainian
President
Vladimir
Zelenskyy.
Immediately
after
Zelenskyy
indicated that
his country
wanted some
U.S. anti-tank
missiles as
part of an
foreign aid
package that
had been
approved by
Congress but
mysteriously
delayed by the
Trump
administration,
President
Trump said, "I
would like you
to do us a
favor though
because our
country has
been through a
lot and
Ukraine knows
a lot about
it." Trump
went on to ask
Zelenskyy to
hunt for
Hillary
Clinton's
"missing
emails" and to
investigate
his political
rival, Joe
Biden. (Keep
in mind that
there is
ABSOLUTELY NO
EVIDENCE that
Biden or his
son Hunter has
done anything
wrong in their
relationships
with
Ukraine.)
He also asked
the Ukrainian
president to
consult with
Attorney
General
William Barr
and private
attorney Rudy
Giuliani.
(That, in and
of itself,
raises a slew
of questions.)
To translate
this into its
basics: The
President of
the United
States
threatened to
withhold
military aid
from an ally
unless that
ally dug up
dirt on
Trump's
political
opponents.
Trump and his
toadies have
been saying
there's no quid
pro quo- that the
President did
not explicitly
threaten
anyone.
I may not be
able to read
Latin, but I
damn sure can
read
English.
The
juxtaposition
of the word though
with
Zelenskyy's
request for
the missiles
makes it quid
pro quo.
And, by the
way, the quid
pro quo
issue is
actually
irrelevant.
Asking the
foreign leader
to dig up dirt
on the Trump's
political
opponents is
an impeachable
offense -- and
illegal.
(Something
Barr and
Giuliani
should be
considering.
Plea bargain,
anyone?)
As bad as the
transcript of
this phone
call is for
Trump, the
whistleblower
complaint that
triggered this
controversy is
even worse. It
is clear that
Donald J.
Trump put his
own interests
ahead of the
nation's
security - and
violated the
Constitution
and the law in
doing
so.
Trump's
Republican
defenders may
think they
know Latin, though
they
apparently
need to brush
up on their
knowledge of
plain old
English.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 28 --
Melinda
September 19,
2019
For her 40th birthday, I gave my sister
Melinda a toy
buzzard. (She
re-gifted it
to me for my
40th
birthday.) For
her 49th
birthday, I
gave her - and
the rest of
the family - a
calendar that
counted down
the days to
her 50th
birthday.
For her 60th,
I produced a
video in which
every time I
made mention
of her age,
she
progressively
got
older.
Tomorrow,
September 20,
is Melinda
Cunningham's
70th birthday.
My gift this
year is this
blog post. I
grew up which
five brothers
and one
sister.
And what a
sister,
indeed. She
has
contributed a
lot of joy to
my life. And
other than the
time I broke
her collarbone
with a
swinging
wooden door,
we've had a
great
brother-sister
relationship.
She was the
one who gave
me my family
nickname,
Uncle Moo.
(It's a long
story.
We used to
watch the TV
western Rawhide.
She'd play the
part of trail
master Gill
Favor. I
played the
role of the
cattle.) She
may not
remember this,
but there was
one moment, in
particular,
that she
altered the
course of my
life. You see,
the Guths were
not the
Waltons or the
Huxtables. We
were more like
one of those
families you
might see on a
soap
opera. I
suffered - and
probably still
do to some
extent - from
low
self-esteem.
However, it
was Melinda
who told me
when I was in
high school or
college that
she thought I
would be the
most
successful of
the
siblings.
It's hard to
say that's the
case because
success can be
measured in so
many ways. And
my siblings
have all
achieved some
measure of
success.
However,
Melinda's
encouragement
gave me the
confidence to
pursue my
dreams.
It was also my
sister and her
husband Bob
who drove all
night halfway
across the
country when
my wife Jan
suddenly died
in 2007.
I don't know
how I would
have gotten
through the
next 10 days
without them.
So, on this,
her 70th
birthday,
there are no
gag gifts or
old-age jokes.
Just love and
admiration.
And Happy
Birthday!
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 27 -- Not
a "Sharpie"
September 6,
2019
Let's start with the obvious pun: Donald
Trump's pen
may be a
Sharpie, but
no one will
ever say the
same about
him. In terms
of his
intellectual
and emotional
abilities,
President
Pinocchio is a
butter knife
in the
utensils
drawer --
small, dull
and
unnecessary.
When a man is
so oblivious
to think no
one will
notice a
hand-drawn
amendment to a
weather
service
hurricane map,
you have to
wonder just
how stupid he
is. And when
he
doubles-down
and
triples-down
on an easily
debunked
falsehood - in
this case, his
false claim
that Alabama
was in the
forecast path
of Hurricane
Dorian - you
can't help but
wonder about
his
sanity.
Who argues
over a
week-old
weather map
when the storm
is, literally,
upon us? The
truth is,
Donald Trump
doesn't give a
damn about
Alabama. But
he does care
about the voters
in Alabama.
It's important
he shows his
base that he
is with them
in times of
crisis, real
or imagined.
If he were
smart - talk
about false
news - he
would have won
admiration if
he had owned
up to his
misstatement
and expressed
real empathy
with the
people along
the storm's
path. But that
didn't happen.
And this isn't
the first
hurricane
where Trump
has stuck both
his big feet
and tiny hands
into his
considerable
mouth.
Remember Who's
Boat is this
Boat?
After the
debacle of
November 8,
2016, we can
take nothing
for granted.
But even
Donald Trump
knows that
there's a
storm
a'comin'. Just
look at the
growing exodus
of Republicans
from the U.S.
House of
Representatives.
It's like rats
leaving a
sinking ship.
They know that
the Ship of
State has run
aground under
the command of
Admiral
Bonespur. And,
once they
decide who
their
presidential
nominee is,
the Democrats
will come out
and vote in
November 2020
in record
numbers. And
so will
farmers hurt
by Trump's
reckless trade
war. And so
will persons
of color who
reject the
most openly
racist
President in
the nation's
history. And
so will women
who are tired
of the sexual
deviant in the
White House.
And so will
young people -
traditionally
the population
with the
poorest
turnout. They
will vote next
year because
they want a
future, not a
train
wreck.
Hurricanes are
the perfect
metaphor
Trump: A big
bag of wind
that creates
chaos, does a
lot of damage,
but will
eventually
blow itself
out.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 26 -- My
Last First Day
August 26,
2019
Today is my last first day of school. The Fall
2019 semester
will be my
final semester
at the
University of
Kansas before
I retire
officially on
December 31.
It is going to
be unlike any
other semester
I have
experienced.
For one thing,
I am teaching
only one
class, the History of
Journalism and
Mass
Communications.
And I am
teaching it
online, which
means I do not
have any
classroom
interaction
with the
students. I
will miss
that.
However, I
plan to hold
some office
hours on
campus should
the students
desire some
"face time."
(And yes,
there is also
the
possibility of
that other
"Facetime.")
The office
hours are
somewhat
problematic -
I do not have
a campus
office. My
office for the
last eight
years, 110
Stauffer-Flint
Hall, doesn't
exist
anymore.
The 120+
year-old
building is
undergoing a
major renovation
and the first
floor where my
office was has
been
gutted.
So I will
schedule
meetings at
alternate
locations -
perhaps the
library, the
student union
or, maybe even
The Wheel, a
popular
"watering
hole." (I'm
not certain
that last
option would
lend itself to
the proper
academic
environment.)
I am also
engaged in
what in
university
parlance is
known as a
service
project. I am
researching,
writing and
producing a
three-part
video history
of journalism
at KU. The
videos will be
used on
interactive
screens in the
open areas of
the new first
floor. I
love video
editing, so
this "chore"
is really a
lot of
fun.
What the class
and the videos
have in common
is where they
are performed,
at my desk and
on my computer
in my home. I
am somewhat
concerned that
I am anchored
in my office
chair too
much. So, in
addition to my
early morning
swims at the
Lawrence
Aquatics
Center, I try
to make it a
point to move
to other
locations in
the house and
around town,
such as the
Lawrence
Public
Library.
Since I gave
my last
classroom
lecture in
May, I have
been treating
this time as
semi-retirement.
(For the
morons in the
legislature
who may be
concerned, I
worked
virtually all
summer on
school-related
matters
without
pay. You
are getting
your money's
worth - and
more.) I
have to admit
that there is
some natural
trepidation
heading into
retirement.
There's always
a little fear
of the
unknown.
However, there
are no second
thoughts about
retiring at
this time. I
knew the
moment I made
it official
that it was
the right
thing to do
and that there
will be no
looking back.
Ironically,
today is the
28th
anniversary of
my very first
class at KU, Principles
of Public
Relations.
That has since
morphed in Strategic
Communication
II -
Principles of
Advertising
and Public
Relations,
the course in
which I
delivered my
last classroom
lecture. I
like that
symmetry. Yes,
I am somewhat
nostalgic.
That's
natural. But I
refuse to
wallow in the
past when
there is so
much I can
still do in
the emerging
future.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 25 -- Tip
August 20,
2019
Do you remember the first lines of the very
first book you
ever read? I
do. It was in
the fall of
1957 in a
first grade
classroom at
St. Michaels
Elementary in
St. Michaels,
Maryland. The
book was Tip
and it was
about a small,
brown and
white Scottish
Terrier named,
appropriately,
Tip. The first
lines were, to
me, like great
poetry:
"Tip!
Tip, Tip! Come
here, Tip!"
While I don't
remember the
specific plot
line of Tip,
my impression
was that it
was about of
playful,
somewhat
mischievous
and fun-loving
puppy. He
loved his
family and his
family loved
him. (At least
I don't
remember the
family
swatting Tip
with a
newspaper for
leaving a
contribution
on the living
room rug.) The
second book I
ever read was
a sequel, a
cat-and-dog
drama, Tip
and Mitten.
However, in
this book, our
dog-star Tip
and his buddy
Mitten, a
small black
kitten, got
along
famously. It
may well have
been that the
author, whom I
believe to be
Tim McKee, was
trying to make
a statement
about
diversity and
black (fur)
and white
(fur)
creatures
getting
along.
However, these
were the
racially
segregated
Talbot County
schools in
1957, so I
seriously
doubt that was
the case. I
don't remember
the title of
the third book
I read.
However, it
was not a
continuation
of the Tip
series. And
that's a
shame, because
that little
puppy had so
much
potential.
There could
have been
additional Tip
books for
older readers.
Perhaps they
would have
been adapted
into major
motion
pictures, such
as the Civil
war classic Gone
with the Tip,
or the Vietnam
era thriller Apocalypse
Tip, or,
perhaps, the
Star Trek
classic, The
Wrath of Tip.
Such potential
missed!
However, I owe
a lot to that
little dog. He
opened up a
world of
reading and
writing to me.
That led to
high school,
college,
graduate
school and a
career in
journalism and
mass
communications.
Not bad for a
little puppy.
On the other
hand, when you
consider that
all of that
education and
the experience
of the last 62
years has led
me to writing
this
ridiculous
blog post, I'm
not sure that
Tip would be
proud. Still,
Tip - whom I
presume is now
in doggy
heaven - was a
good boy.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 24 -- Give
Them A Net
August 15,
2019
Everyone - or I'd like to think everyone -
wants justice.
We should give
wholehearted
support to the
good and give
no quarter to
evil. Or at
least that was
how I was
taught at an
early age.
Unfortunately,
there is
something
unsettling at
work in this
country. We
have lost
perspective.
Ever wonder
why Lady
Justice, the
woman carrying
the scales,
wears a
blindfold?
That is
because
justice should
be rendered
impartially.
However, many
Americans act
as if that is
a luxury
reserved for
themselves and
not others.
Look at what
happened in
Philadelphia
last night.
During an
eight-hour
standoff with
a man who had
shot six
police
officers
during an
attempt to
serve an
arrest
warrant,
several
residents of
that great
American city
chose to
harass and
hurl insults -
among other
things - at
the very
police
officers
trying to
protect them
from a
deranged man.
The assumption
apparently was
that the
police were
trying to put
the hammer
down on an
innocent man.
First, that's
a judgment to
be solely
rendered by a
jury of the
defendant's
peers, not by
a bunch of
vigilantes in
the street.
Second, that
he had shot
six officers
and was
engaged in a
pitched gun
battle made it
impossible to
take him into
the custody
the way the
officers
preferred,
peacefully
with no
injuries.
During the
past three
weeks we've
seen police
take down or
arrest three
mass shooters
at extreme
risk to their
own lives. An
officer in Los
Angeles was
murdered in
cold blood for
a "routine"
traffic
stop.
(As L.A. and
Philadelphia
have shown us,
there is
nothing
"routine" in
police work.)
Also during
this period,
there have
been almost a
dozen suicides
of New York
City police
officers. And
there has been
a dramatic
spike of
police
suicides
nationwide. It
doesn't take a
psychologist
to know that
this may stem,
in part, from
the increased
scrutiny
police have
been under
because of
well-publicized
brutality
cases. That
scrutiny is
not only
justified, it
should be
welcomed. Any
good police
officer will
tell you that.
For our system
of justice to
function, it
has to be
transparent.
That includes
an examination
of police
actions to
determine
whether they
were performed
within the
limits of the
law. And
clearly, in
some notable
cases, they
were not and
sanctions were
justified.
However, this
scrutiny has
also generated
a climate
where law
enforcement
agencies
around the
country have
been enveloped
in cloud of
mistrust and
ridicule.
This, despite
the fact that
in the vast
majority of
cases, they
have acted
lawfully,
bravely and
often without
regard to
their personal
safety. It is
time for the
seemingly
countless
number of
aggrieved
individuals in
a society that
seems to bathe
in its own
victimization
to give the
police the
same rights
that the
police grant
to them: A
presumption of
innocence. Try
walking a mile
in a peace
officer's
shoes. Around
every corner
there is
potential
danger.
Sometimes
officers
overreact to
perceived
danger and an
innocent
person is
injured or
killed.
But there are
many more
times officers
have fallen in
the line of
duty for no
other reason
than they were
just doing
their jobs.
Police
officers are
constantly
walking a high
wire without a
net. And while
I am the first
to say that
everyone,
including
police
officers,
should be held
accountable
for their
actions, they
should receive
support and
thanks for the
jobs they do
until the
facts show
otherwise.
Give them a
net. Don't be
so quick to
cut the wire.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 23 -- Not
the Greatest
August 6, 2019
There is a famous YouTube
clip from the HBO series Newsroom in which Jeff
Daniels,
acting as a
television
news anchor,
tells an
audience that
America is not
the greatest
country in the
world. It's a
real
eye-opener. I
- and just
about everyone
I know - grew
up believing
that the
United States
of America is
the best place
to live,
period. I have
held true to
that belief
despite
assassinations,
corruption,
meaningless
wars and a
decline in
civility and
moral values.
I still would
rather live
here than any
other place on
the planet. I
feel blessed
to have been
born and
raised here.
However, I no
long buy the
"American
Exceptionalism"
argument.
How can you
say we are
better than
any other
nation after
the events of
the past few
days? After
days, weeks
and months of
presidential
race-baiting,
a man with a
weapon walked
into Walmart
close to the
U.S.-Mexico
border in El
Paso on a
mission to
stop "a
Hispanic
invasion."
At the time of
this writing,
there are 22
dead, dozens
wounded and a
city scared
for life.
Hours later,
another gunman
in Dayton
killed nine
people within
32 seconds
before police
gunned him
down. Did you
know that
there have
been more mass
shootings
in the United
States this
year than
there have
been days?
Now, it is
true that one
can create a statistical
analysis
that shows
that the
United States
is not the
worst country
in the world
when it comes
to gun
violence.
Even so, we
still rank
near the top
of each list
no matter how
you crunch
those numbers.
Is that a
measure of
greatness?
What's more,
we have
president who
has openly
engaged in
outrageous,
hateful racist
rhetoric - and
about
one-third of
the country
appears to be
cheering him
on. That group
includes a
large number
of
self-proclaimed
God-fearing,
Jesus-loving
evangelicals.
This is the
same block of
voters who are
willing to
turn a blind
eye to Russian
interference
in our
elections,
cold-blooded
murder by our
"ally" Saudi
Arabia,
presidential
incompetence
that has led
to 63 nominees
for high
office having
been withdrawn
because of
moral, legal
or competence
deficiencies,
and a
president who
is an
adulterer and
a sexual
offender. And
yes, there is
plenty of
bipartisan
blame to go
around. When
given the
power, the
feckless
democrats do
the same
outrageous
crap that they
rail against
republicans
for doing.
Elective
office is
supposed to be
public
service, not a
career
option.
In light of
these facts,
can you
honestly look
me in the eye
and say
America is a
greatest
country in the
world? Times
like these
make me
question
whether we are
all that
great. Maybe
we are. But we
sure as hell
ought to be
trying harder
to achieve
that "more
perfect union"
we proclaim in
the preamble
to our
Constitution.
Believe it or
not, I want to
make America
great again.
That means
standing up
for American
values - not
sacrificing
them to win
elections.
"Make America
Great Again"
is not a
campaign
slogan. It is
a moral
commitment
that our
elected
leaders and
perhaps a
majority of
our citizens
have failed to
keep. There's
nothing great
about that.
That's
it for now.
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Vol. 13
No. 22 -- In
Defense of
Charm City
July 28, 2019
I was born in Baltimore in 1952.
Although I
have never
lived within
the city
limits, I have
a great
fondness for
the city.
Yesterday, the
person -
notice I don't
call him a man
- who claims
to be the
leader of the
United States
hurled
racially-tinged
insults at
both the city
and some of
its elected
officials. It is true that Baltimore needs to address some
serious
issues, not
unlike a lot
of major
cities. And
yes, it is
also true that
the Democratic
leadership of
the city has
often let its
residents
down. But that
is not the
whole story.
Many of the
challenges
Baltimore
faces is the
result of the
racial animus
and social
apathy that
the
person-in-question
loves to
generate. He
is not
interested in
being
President of
the United
States. He
just wants to
be the
president of
the people who
voted for him
- which, by
the way, was a
decided
minority. Yes,
Baltimore
faces serious
challenges.
But name me
one community
in America
that doesn't.
In case you
haven't
noticed, the
United States
of America is
in a period of
great social,
political,
cultural and
economic
realignment.
Trump has
hitched his
wagon to an
ugly nativism
that fears the
growing
diversity of
the nation. (E
pluribus unum
- "out of
many, one.")
For the
record,
Baltimore is a
great city. It
is one of
America's
oldest and
most historic
cities. Anyone
who has lived
in the region
around
Chesapeake Bay
loves the
place. It is
more than a
slogan for a
local beer
when that
region is
called "The
Land of
Pleasant
Living." And
while big-city
life isn't for
me, that
doesn't mean I
don't love to
visit and
partake of all
that those
communities
offer. Given a
choice of
which city to
visit,
Baltimore is
at the top of
my list. If I
had to live in
a city, my
choice, again,
would be
Baltimore.
Yes, I'll
admit that all
of this is
written with a
degree of
bias. But if
that bias
wasn't
warranted, I
wouldn't have
the passion to
write this
post. The fact
is that I am
personally
insulted by
the remarks of
that shadow
leader who,
literally,
tells lies for
a
living.
For one who
intimately
knows
Baltimore and
its people,
you should
consider the
sewage that
Trump spewed
from his
rat-infested
mouth
yesterday just
another one of
his falsehoods
calculated to
gin up his
base. And if
you happen to
be a member of
Trump's base
and approve of
the kind of
language he
used to
describe
Baltimore and
its residents,
then you have
no concept of
what it means
to be an
American. And
you should be
ashamed.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 21 -- July
20, 1969
July 18, 2019
The first moon landing 50 years ago this
Saturday was a
special moment
when a raucous
world briefly
paused to
contemplate
humanity's
potential. To
be certain,
the space race
was as much a
geopolitical
event as it
was scientific
exploration.
But when the
lunar module Eagle
touched down
in the Sea of
Tranquility,
it was a
moment of
pride for
everyone on
planet Earth.
"For the
people all
over the
world, I am
sure they,
too, join with
Americans in
recognizing
what an
immense feat
this is,"
President
Richard Nixon
said in a telephone call to
the
astronauts.
"Because of
what you have
done, the
heavens have
become a part
of man's
world." It was one of those moments when people who witnessed
it on
television
remember
exactly where
they were. I
was a rising
senior at
Easton High
School in
Easton,
Maryland. On
July 20, 1969,
I was a staff
member at
Rodney Scout
Reservation in
Northeast,
Maryland.
Sunday
afternoons
were usually
busy because
it was
check-in day
for the troops
planning a
week's stay at
the
camp.
However, I was
able to steal
away long
enough to go
to the lounge
in the camp
headquarters
cabin to watch
the landing.
Later that
evening, was
back in the
lounge to
watch the
first moon
walk. I
remember the
feeling of
euphoria
surrounding
the moment. It
was a sense of
"WE did it!"
(I stress we
because I had
intensely
watched every
step in the
long progress
that led to
Neil
Armstrong's
first step. It
had become
personal.)
There was also
a sense that
we - humanity
- perhaps
could get our
act together
and achieve
President
Nixon's stated
wish: "As
you talk to us
from the Sea
of
Tranquility,
it inspires us
to redouble
our efforts to
bring peace
and
tranquility to
Earth."
Unfortunately,
the good
feelings
surrounding
the moon
landing
quickly
dissipated.
Before long,
there was six
more years of
war,
Watergate, gas
lines,
hostages,
Iran-Contra,
Desert Storm,
Monica, 9/11
and the
nightmare we
know as Donald
Trump.
However, for
at least one
moment,
humanity
realized its
great
potential in
working as one
toward a
common goal.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 20 --
Getting What
Mick Jagger
Can't
July 11, 2019
"I love the smell of chlorine in the morning,"
the
silver-haired
soon-to-be
professor
emeritus said.
"It smells
like physical
fitness...sort
of." Two
months of
early - and I
stress early
- morning
swims at the
Lawrence
Aquatics
Center does
not mean that
I am ready to
challenge
Michael Phelps
-- or his
father, for
that matter.
However, in an
effort adjust
to what I am
calling
"semi-retirement"
and to heed to
the advice of
my wife,
daughter and a
host of
medical
professionals,
I am putting
in an hour of
water-walking
and swimming
weekday
mornings. I
haven't lost a
lot of weight
- and that's another
issue
altogether -
but I do feel
better. I feel
as if I have
increased my
energy level.
Surprisingly,
not all of the
benefit of my
early-morning
aquatics are
physical. Frankly, I feel better about myself. There is
also the
benefit of an
hour of
repetitive
exercise.
Often, I
"zone-out" and
think of
nothing but
the task
before me.
However, I
spend much of
the time
giving
undivided
mental
attention to
the issues I
will face in
the days and
weeks
ahead.
For example, I
am working on
a major video
project for
the School of
Journalism.
While walking
and swimming
my laps, I
have developed
a methodology
for collecting
and organizing
hundreds of
photographs
and
videos.
I am also in
the process of
writing a book
- I call it a
"fact-based
fiction." I've
spent a lot of
time in the
pool
developing
plot lines and
figuring out a
research
strategy. And,
oh yes, I
"wrote" some
of this blog
post in the
pool this
morning. Now,
let's get
something
straight: I don't
consider the
fact that I am
exercising in
the morning
particularly
noteworthy. I
should have
done it a long
time ago. And
there a lot of
people who
have been
doing it a
long time -
like decades.
I certainly
see an amazing
number of
people
swimming,
walking and
running at
oh-dark-thirty
every day. So,
receiving
praise is not
the point of
this exercise.
Personal
satisfaction
is. In the
final
analysis,
there is only
one person who
knows whether
you have done
your best when
it comes to
taking care of
yourself.
(If you
haven't
figured it
out, that's
you.) I know
that I can do
better. But
because of my
early morning
dip in the
pool, I have
that
confidence
that I can.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 19 -- The
American Way
July 3, 2019
There appears to be some confusion at 1600
Pennsylvania
Avenue in
Washington as
to what it
means to be an
American.
Perhaps this
can be
somewhat
understood -
after all, Mr.
Trump's mother
was an
immigrant.
However, being
an American
isn't measured
by how many
tanks you can
roll on the
National Mall,
nor by the
number of
fancy-dancy
aircraft you
can fly over
the nation's
capitol. Yes,
Mr. Trump,
being an
American means
being
strong.
But he has
confused
military
strength with
real strength.
I am talking
about the
moral strength
that has - or
at least had -
differentiated
this nation
from every
other country
on the
planet.
We are the
nation that
opened its
arms to the
hungry,
oppressed and
dreamers from
around the
world -
including your
mother. We are
the nation
that did not
seek any
territorial
concessions in
the Second
World
War.
Instead, we
opened our
treasury can
gave billions
of dollars to
restore a
shattered
world. We are
a country
where the
courts and the
Congress are
on equal
footing with
the Executive
Branch.
(Remember
1776? That's
when we said,
in so many
words, "We
don't need no
stinkin'
king!") We are
also a nation
where we
respect
freedom of
speech,
religion and
the press --
something
President
Pinocchio
doesn't seem
to grasp.
Speaking of
President Bone
Spur,
Americans
honor their
military by
giving our
service men
and women
decent pay,
healthcare,
veterans
services and a
clearly
defined
mission.
We don't
sabre-rattle
ourselves into
a war - which
many fear is
what the
Current
Occupant is
doing. And we
don't force
our service
men and women
to parade
around in the
mid-summer's
heat of
Washington so
that the
erstwhile
Commander-in-Chief
can be the
centerpiece of
a
pseudo-patriotic
political
rally.
(And let's not
forget that
this exercise
in
presidential
ego is costing
the American
people $92
million.)
The fact is
that the
Cowardly Liar
in the White
House doesn't
know a damn
thing about
what it means
to be an
American.
All he seems
to know is
that he turned
his daddy's
money into
power that he
repeatedly
abuses without
any thought to
the
consequences
they will have
on the future
of our nation.
I am proud to
be an
American. On
this Fourth of
July, I will
celebrate
American
values. And I
will recommit
myself to the
goal of
removing
Donald Trump
from the
presidency and
seeing to it
that he
answers to his
many crimes in
a court of
law. After
all, THAT is
the American
way.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 18 -- The
Hamburglar of
Baseball
June 22, 2019
Image for a moment that you are an executive
with the
McDonald's
Corp. Your
company has
become the
largest
restaurant
chain in the
world because
of its
insistence on
a certain
level of
quality and a
standardized
delivery of
services at
all of its
restaurant.
(For all of
you
anti-McDonald's
snobs, you
don't have to
like the
company's food
to admire its
business
acumen.) Now
image that one
of your
franchisees is
ignoring the
corporate
philosophy and
has allowed
the quality
and
consistency to
founder while
continuing to
feather his
pockets. What
would you do?
If you are
McDonald's,
you'd take
away the
franchise and
give it to
someone
committed to
the corporate
philosophy.
Major League
Baseball is
faced with
such a
problem, yet
appears to be
unwilling to
do anything
about it. In
this case, the
Hamburglar is
Peter Angelos,
the owner of
the Baltimore
Orioles. For a
generation,
the Baltimore
Orioles were
the winningest
franchise in
baseball.
They were the
model to which
all others
aspired.
However, in
his
quarter-century
reign of
terror,
Angelos's team
has reached
the American
League
Championship
Series twice -
only to see
front office
greed and
incompetence
quickly
dissemble the
team into a
model of
futility. On
the day Dave
Johnson was
named American
League Manager
of the Year in
1997, Angelos
fired him over
a petty
dispute. More
recently, he
fired 2014
Manager of the
Year Buck
Showalter
after leaving
him with
virtually a
bare cupboard
of talent.
After the
Orioles won
the American
League East
title in 2014,
the front
office sat pat
for three -
yes, three -
off seasons
and did not
substantially
improve the
club. Instead,
Angelos
panicked and
signed Chris
Davis to a
seven-year,
$162 million
dollar
contract.
Sure, Davis
had gone on a
historic
home-run spree
in the first
half of this
decade. But
there were
signs of
Davis's
decline when
he signed the
lucrative
contract. And
now the
Orioles are
saddled with
someone who
for the past
three seasons
has performed
at a
historically
inept level.
(Davis last
year had the
lowest batting
average for a
qualified
player in the
history of the
game.) It is
not only the
worst contract
in the history
of MLB, but it
has handcuffed
the club's
ability to
attract or
retain
talent.
The current
club is on a
pace to lose
117 games this
year -
dangerously
close to the
record set by
the "Amazin'
Mets" of 1961.
(At least that
was an
expansion
team.) The
basic problem
in Baltimore
is that the
team is owned
by a
risk-averse
attorney who
made his money
suing
companies over
asbestos
exposure to
their
employees. To
put it another
way, he got
rich off of
other people's
misery. And
now, the
son-of-a-bitch
is doing it
again. He
continues to
make money off
of a sweet
stadium deal,
broadcast and
cable revenues
and other
residuals. He
probably sees
himself as
well-intentioned.
So did
Mussolini.
Major League
Baseball
should step in
and say
"enough is
enough." It
should force
Angelos to
sell the
team.
But it won't,
because many
of the front
offices in MLB
are populated
with
Hamburglar
owners.
They fear if
someone can
take away
Angelos's
franchise, the
same could
happen to
them. Too
often, bad
things
happened to
good people.
The people of
Baltimore
deserve
better.
Unfortunately,
bad things
happening to
bad people do
not happen
enough.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 17 -- Your
Right to the
Light
June 14, 2019
If your family is like mine, it is best to
steer away
from politics
when the
relatives
gather
These are
stressful
times with the
most
polarizing
President in
the nearly
243-year
history of the
United
States.
Some in my
family voted
for the man.
That was their
right. Others
voted for
someone else
or chose not
to vote at
all. That was
their right,
as well. I do
not hold a
grudge for
anyone making
a decision
based on their
values. It's
not like we
were presented
with a great
choice in
2016. However,
it is
important to
remember that
with the
rights that
come with
American
citizenship,
there are also
responsibilities.
Voting
decisions
should be made
based on one's
considered
understanding
of the issues.
And that
requires
seeking out
the facts.
There is no
such thing as
"Republican
Facts" or
"Democrat
Facts." Facts
are facts. I
have to admit
that I am
growing
increasingly
irritated with
those willing
to bend,
distort or
outright lie
about facts to
make them fit
a particular
narrative. I
am especially
irritated when
these same
people are
willing to
undercut our
most basic
public
institutions -
law
enforcement,
the Justice
Department,
the FBI, the
intelligence
community, the
free and
independent
press and the
church - just
because it
makes it
easier to
justify an
unjustifiable
political
stance. Make
no mistake
about it:
THERE IS NO
SUCH THING AS
FAKE NEWS.
THERE ARE,
HOWEVER, FAKE
PATRIOTS
WILLING TO
SELL OUT BASIC
AMERICAN
VALUES TO STAY
IN POLITICAL
OFFICE.
Knowledge is
power. The
restraint of
knowledge
maintains
power.
Everything
this president
and his
camp-followers
have done
since he
slithered down
the escalator
in Trump Tower
in 2015 have
been design to
distort and
obfuscate the
truth.
His treatment
of journalists
- and I am
proud to call
myself one of
them - has
been immoral
and blatantly
un-American.
But that's
what you
expect from a
cowardly,
corrupt,
narcissistic
congenital
traitorous
liar. I do not
expect to hear
it from
family,
personal
friends and
Facebook
acquaintances.
To dismiss
American
journalism as
a partisan
activity shows
a shocking
lack of
understanding
about the role
of free press
in a
democratic
society.
There's a
reason the
First
Amendment came
first in the
Bill Rights:
Without it,
you could not
guarantee the
others. The
"Fake News
Chorus" seems
to confuse
real reporting
with "talking
head" analysts
who are paid
to spin things
in a certain
direction.
Reporters, to
the best of
their ability,
tell things
like they are.
Yes, they
sometimes get
things wrong.
But, most of
the time, they
are
right.
If one bothers
to read the
Mueller
Report,
practically
every thing
the media
reported and
the White
House denied
proved to be
true. That's
not an
opinion. It's
a fact. It is
a fact - not
an opinion -
that Kellyanne
Conway has
repeatedly
violated the
Hatch
Act. It
is a fact -
not an opinion
- that the
President's
willingness to
accept
political
insider
information
from foreign
governments is
a blatant
violation of
federal law.
And it is a
fact - not an
opinion - that
the Trump
family has
reaped huge
financial
rewards from
individuals,
companies and
countries
trying the
cuddle up to
power. And
those are just
three of the
hundreds of
cuts this
President has
inflicted on
the fabric of
American
democracy.
Thanks to
journalists,
the evidence
is there for
all to see.
And it is
one's civic
and moral
responsibility
to look.
Pretending to
be blind is an
act of moral
cowardice.
American
journalism
sheds light
into dark
places. You
have a right
to the light.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 16 --
Forty-Nine and
Counting
June 4, 2019
On this date in 1970, I graduated from Easton
High School in
Easton,
Maryland. Like
many, I
remember the
day well. Just
the day
before, I had
gone to Ocean
City with a
young lady and
managed to get
a severe
sunburn behind
my knees.
(Apparently, I
didn't place
enough sun
lotion there.)
For that
reason, I
spent much of
the day
swabbing my
scorched flesh
with vinegar
and water. (It
really works!)
The day was
hot and muggy.
No surprise;
it was the
Eastern Shore,
after
all.
Crabs aren't
the only
things we
steam during
the summer, if
you know what
I mean. In any
event, the
powers that be
decided to
move the
graduation
ceremonies
from the
football
stadium inside
to the
gymnasium. The
boys wore
black gowns
and caps. The
girls wore
white. The
gowns and caps
were made of
paper and were
disposable. (I
had no inkling
then that I
would become
the proud
owner of my
own real cap
and gown for
annual use at
University of
Kansas
commencement
ceremonies.).
I was tipped
off just a few
seconds before
the procession
that I was
going to win
an award
because of my
interest in
government and
politics. When
my name was
called, I
glanced over
at my mother
to see her
genuine
surprise.
Apparently,
she wasn't the
only one. As I
walked toward
the stage
through the
aisle past the
rows of
white-gowned
graduates, I
heard one girl
remark to
another, "Gee,
I thought he
was
stupid."
How's that for
an ego boost?
After the
ceremony was
over, I went
out with a
couple of
friends to
celebrate.
There may have
been some beer
consumed, but
not very much.
I didn't run
with that kind
of crowd.
Truth be told,
I have never
run with much
of a
crowd.
I know
and like a lot
of people. But
I can name the
non-family
members whom I
really trust
and feel
comfortable
confiding with
on one hand.
That is an
artifact of
high school.
For family
considerations,
I transferred
from school in
St. Michaels
to Easton in
1966. That
meant leaving
behind a core
of friends I
had known for
eight years. I
was an
outsider and
still felt
that way until
the 11th
grade. In
hindsight, I
think that
experience
shaped my
mindset for
the next 50
years. But,
don't get me
wrong. I am a
proud alum of
Easton High
School and
hoping things
will turn out
so I can
return for a
50th annual
reunion next
year. Time
dims memories.
Yet some are
lasting. June
4, 1970, was a
landmark day
in my life I
will never
forget.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 15 --
Memorial Day
May 26, 2019
Tomorrow our nation will observe its most
solemn
holiday,
Memorial Day.
While many -
perhaps most -
will view it
as a day off
that marks the
unofficial
start of of
summer, others
will (and
should)
reflect on the
true meaning
of the day. It
is set aside
to honor the
men and women
who made the
ultimate
sacrifice in
defense of our
nation.
It doesn't
matter whether
they died in a
"popular war,"
such as World
War II, an
"unpopular
war," such as
Vietnam, or as
a result of an
accident
during
peacetime
duty. The fact
that these
heroes died in
service of our
nation
consecrates
their memory.
Memorial Day
should also be
a day to give
us pause when
it comes to
the reckless
use of
American
military
might. History
is replete
with
presidential
advisors -
such as Robert
McNamara,
Donald
Rumsfeld and
Dick Cheney -
whose faith in
the American
military's
ability to
impose our
national will
on others
blinded them
to the fact
that even the
most powerful
have limits. Time
columnist
David French
wrote a column
this week that
should be
required
reading. The
opening lines
of his essay
entitled
"Blundering
Toward War"
succinctly
spells out the
danger our
nation is
facing. "It's
time for the
American
people to
become fully
alert to a
dreadful
possibility,"
French wrote.
"The U.S., led
by a Chief
Executive so
erratic even
his closest
advisers feel
the need to
ignore his
orders, may
stumble into
its worst war
in more than a
generation -
without the
congressional
authorization
required by
the
Constitution."
His point is
that President
Trump is being
goaded by his
war-mongering
National
Security
Adviser John
Bolton into an
armed
confrontation
with Iran.
French's essay
doesn't
mention other
hot spots,
such as
Venezuela and
North Korea,
where Trump's
"bull in a
China shop"
approach to
international
diplomacy has
generated a
lot more heat
than light.
This, of all
holidays,
should remind
us of our
moral
responsibility
to exercise
American power
with prudence.
There are
times when we
have no choice
but to stand
up and resist
the forces of
evil. And
often that
involves the
sacrifice of
precious
lives.
However, we do
not honor
those who
serve and
those or have
died in
reckless
pursuit of
some glorified
vision of
American
exceptionalism.
On this
Memorial Day,
let's not
forget the men
and women who
gave what
Lincoln called
"the last full
measure of
devotion." Nor
should we
forget that
America's
greatness is
not measured
by its might,
but by its
moral
authority.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 14 --
Forgotten, But
Not Gone
May 17, 2019
Today is the last day of Spring 2019 semester
finals at the
University of
Kansas. It is
also the start
of
commencement
weekend and
the end
of my 28th
year on
the faculty of
the William
Allen White
School of
Journalism and
Mass
Communications.
In many ways,
it has been a
difficult
year. The fall
wasn't too bad
- one section
of history and
one writing
class section.
For the
uninitiated,
writing
classes are
labor-intensive.
However, it
was a fair
workload.
However, in
the spring,
the story
changed. My
preference
would have
been to teach
Strategic
Communication
Campaigns, the
class that had
defined my
career at KU.
Instead, I was
assigned to
teach a class
that one, I
had opposed
its creation
in the first
place, and
two, I had
never taught
before and
with my
retirement in
December will
never teach
again. As any
teacher knows,
that means an
entirely new
preparation -
not exactly
what I
expected for
my last
semester in
the classroom.
On top of
that, I was
assigned two
writing
sections.
That is a
killer
schedule that
forced me to
abandon my
research
agenda -
supposedly an
important part
of being a
professor.
When I was
Associate
Dean, I would
never have
assigned
anyone that
kind of
schedule.
However, in
fairness to
the current
administration,
the school did
not face the
budgetary
crisis when I
was the course
scheduler that
it does now.
While the
Kansas
legislature
has been
generous for
tax breaks to
the people who
need and
deserve them
the least, it
has been
cutting funds
for roads,
important
government
services and
education.
Heck, the
legislature
won't even
agree to the
Medicaid
expansion
under the
Affordable
Care Act
because it was
the signature
legislative
achieve of a
black
president. You
might say that
lights are on
and no one is
home in
Topeka. The
state of
Kansas
contributes
only 18
percent of the
cost of
operating the
university.
The rest has
to come from
tuition, fees,
grants and
donors. After
the budget
year had
started, the
school of
journalism was
told that it
had to cut a
quarter of a
million
dollars in
budgeted costs
because of the
state's
self-inflicted
budget
crisis.
I suspect
that's why I
was deprived
of a summer
school
teaching slot
that I had
been
previously
promised. It's
cheaper to
have a
part-time
instructor
teach a course
than to pay
the salary of
a tenured
professor. Of
course, it
could have
been an act of
administrative
pettiness. Who
knows?
Ironically,
communication
hasn't been
the strong
suit of a
school that
includes communications
in its name.
But don't get
me wrong, I am
not bitter. In
fact, my last
year in the
classroom may
have been my
best. I was
determined to
"play through
to the
buzzer." I
fervently
believe that
"good enough"
isn't good
enough.
I embraced the
challenge of
teaching a new
class and
totally
redesigned it
so it was
taught the way
I felt best
served the
students. My
observation is
that they
embraced my
approach and I
think they
will be better
prepared to
tackle the
challenges
they will face
later in the
curriculum.
I confronted
some unusual
challenges in
my writing
classes and,
if I may say
so, handled
them
well. As
I mentioned in
my last post,
I also had to
clear out my
office in
advance of a
major
renovation of
Stauffer-Flint
Hall.
That was not a
painful
experience.
I
systematically
began the
process in
November.
On that last
day, all I had
to do was
carry out one
box. Thus
ended my
physical
presence on
campus. I will
spend some of
this summer
preparing to
teach an
online history
course in the
fall - a
choice the
Dean
graciously
granted me. I
still have
some service
obligations to
fulfill this
summer and
fall. And
because most
of work will
be performed
at home, as
far as KU is
concerned, I
will be
forgotten, but
not gone. And
I am OK with
that.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 13 -- Out
With the
Old...
May 11, 2019
It seems like the perfect convergence - the
day that was
my last as a
lecturer in
front of a
classroom of
college
students was
also the very
last day
anyone
inhabited 110
Staufer-Flint
Hall as a
personal
office.
Thursday was
the final day
of the spring
2019 semester.
My lecture in
JOUR 420 Strategic
Communication
II: Principles
of Advertising
and Public
Relations
was my last
classroom
lecture before
I retire after
28 and
one-half years
on the faculty
in December.
(I will be
teaching a
history class
online in the
fall
semester.) At
the conclusion
of my class, I
packed up my
last box of
personal items
and moved them
out of the
room that had
been my office
for the past
nine years.
Early the next
morning,
people from
KU's
Facilities and
Operations
division
removed the
furniture and
electronics.
It is the
first step in
a $5.5 million
renovation of
120-year-old
Stauffer-Flint.
The first
floor of the
aging edifice
will be
converted in a
dazzling 21st
century home
for the
Jayhawk Media
Group, the
umbrella
organization
for the
various
student media
outlets run by
the School of
Journalism. I
plan to spend
a good portion
of my
remaining
seven months
at KU
producing some
of the video
displays that
will be
installed as
part of the
renovation.
The renovation
will put a
fresh face on
a venerable
profession.
(And lest
anyone believe
that
journalism is
dying, next
year's
admissions for
the School of
Journalism is
up!) As I
prepare to
depart the
stage, one
can't help be
be excited by
the future of
the school. Of
course, I am
sorry to see
my old office
disappear.
I was honored
to briefly
inhabit the
office
occupied by
such teaching
giants as John
Bremner and
Rick Musser.
But as they
gracefully
departed the
scene, so must
all of us
eventually.
This is truly
a transitional
week for both
me and the
School of
Journalism.
Out with the
old, in with
the new.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 12 -- So
Many Questions
May 1, 2019
As my semester and 28-year classroom teaching
career wind
down, there
are still some
things about
life in
university
setting I
still do not
understand.
For example,
where are
there so many
deputy
associate vice
chancellors
and their
assistants and
what have they
done to earn
exorbitant
salaries and
the best
parking
places? For
that matter,
why are there
so many junior
assistant
special teams
football
coaches
pulling in
buckets of
cash?Why do
they call it
the spring
semester when
it starts in
the dead of
winter and the
fall semester
when classes
begin in the
heat of
August?Why do
students pay
top-dollar for
holier-than-thou
new
blue jeans
that look like
sixth
generation
hand-me-downs?
When is coming
to class in
pajamas
fashionable?
Don’t they
teach English
composition in
high school
anymore? Or
math? Why do
some
professors
believe they
can perform
the aspects of
their job that
they like –
such as
teaching - and
ignore those
they don’t
like – such as
research?Why do I get more respect as a
journalism
professor than
I do as a
journalist –
especially
since both are
the same guy?Why are Wildcats purple (or
blue, if you
are from
Kentucky)? Why
do some
students think
they came to
college so
they could
work part-time
jobs? Isn’t it
supposed to be
the other way
around? How is
it that the
athletic
department is
a private
corporation
when it makes
its money off
of public
university
students using
the name and
facilities of
a public
university?
Who, in their
right mind,
pierces his or
her tongue?
And yes, there
are times I
can’t help but
wondering what
the heck were
they thinking
when they
hired me?
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 11 -- The
Mueller Report
April 19, 2019
At
long last, the
public knows
some - but not
all - of
Special
Prosecutor
Robert
Mueller's
investigation
into Russian
intervention
in the 2016
presidential
election.
One is tempted
to say this
400-page
report reads
like a Tom
Clancy novel
starring the
Three Stooges.
However, it is
not very
funny. In
fact, it is
chilling. Just
six paragraphs
in, the
Mueller Report
states, "As
set forth in
detail in this
report, the
Special
Counsel's
investigation
established
that Russia
interfered in
the 2016
presidential
election
principally
through two
operations.
First, a
Russian entity
carried out a
social media
campaign that
favored
presidential
candidate
Donald J.
Trump and
disparaged
presidential
candidate
Hillary
Clinton.
Second , a
Russian
intelligence
service
conducted
computer-intrusion
operations
against
entities,
employees, and
volunteers
working on the
Clinton
Campaign and
then released
stolen
documents. The
investigation
also
identified
numerous links
between the
Russian
government and
the Trump
Campaign."
There may not
be enough
evidence to
prove criminal
conspiracy
beyond a
reasonable
doubt, but
there is more
than enough to
show that the
Trump campaign
colluded with
the Russians -
a "high crime
and
misdemeanor"
in anybody's
book. Contrary
to what Trump
toady Attorney
General
William Barr
said in his
ridiculous
news
conference
yesterday, the
report also
spells out a
compelling
case for
charging the
President of
the United
States with
obstruction of
justice. The
most
surprising
aspect of the
report - so
far, at least
until the rest
is unredacted
- is that
members of
Trump's inner
circle may
have saved him
from himself
by refusing to
follow through
on clearly
illegal orders
that Trump
commanded them
to do. The
report paints
a picture of a
petulant,
unhinged and
morally
oblivious
president
willing to do
anything to
protect
himself - not
the image one
wants of the
man with the
nuclear codes.
Democrats are
debating
whether the
Congress
should proceed
with
impeachment
proceedings
against Trump
or use the
Mueller
evidence as a
means of
defeating
Trump in next
year's
election. To
me, there
should be no
debate. The
President of
the United
States has
committed
treason and
has been
engaged in a
criminal
cover-up. Even
if there are
enough
spineless
Lindsey
Grahams in the
U.S. Senate to
block Trump's
conviction and
removal from
office,
Congress has a
moral and
constitutional
responsibility
to try. And
lest we
forget,
between the
redacted pages
of the report,
investigations
in the
Southern
District of
New York and
the ongoing
inquiries of
the New York
State Attorney
General's
Office,
there's enough
muck and mire
about Trump
that will soon
bubble to the
surface to
cause
President
Pinocchio to
say "Oh my
God. This is
terrible. This
is the end of
my presidency.
I'm f**cked."
Oh, I forgot.
He's already
said
that.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 10 --
Meanwhile
April 11, 2019
A
heavy
workload,
combined with
a computer
malfunction
(meltdown),
has kept me
away from this
blog for
awhile. I've
missed a lot
of stuff while
this site has
gone dark.
Where to
begin? Julian
Assange was arrested
this
morning in
London, having
worn out his
welcome with
his Equadorian
Embassy hosts
who had given
him exile for
the past seven
years. Now he
faces serious
charges
relating to
the release of
classified
information,
as well as his
complicity in
helping the
Russians elect
Donald Trump
in 2016. Then
there's the
aptly named
Attorney
General
William Barr,
whose appearance
before
Congress yesterday
leads one to
the inevitable
conclusion
that he sees
his role as
barring the
public from
learning the
truth about
Donald Trump.
Fortunately,
the system he
is sworn to
protect and
defend will be
strong enough
to force this
Trump-toady to
spill the
beans on his
boss. From the
theater of the
absurd, there
was Treasury
Secretary's
Steve
Mnuchin's bizarre
behavior
during a
meeting of the
House
Appropriations
Committee
yesterday.
Apparently
Secretary
Mnuchin,
another
Trump-toady,
has difficulty
understanding
and speaking
plain English.
There's the
ongoing purge
of the
Department of
Homeland
Security.
While no one
is going to
miss the
snotty and
self-righteous
Kristjen
Nielsen, there
is real fear
that her
replacement as
secretary -
possibly Kris
Kobach - would
be infinitely
worse. That
brings us to
presidential
advisor and
devil's
spawn Stephen
Miller,
whose vision
of a great
America
mirrors that
of Germany in
the 1930s. Then
there is the
dumb ass
Republican
congressman
from Kentucky
who exposed
his own mental
deficiencies
when trying to
question
former
Secretary of
State John
Kerry on
climate
change.
(That's a video
worth
watching.) And
we just
learned that
Donald Trump
had some choice
words
about our
first
president
during a visit
to Mount
Vernon last
year. Trump
believes that
George
Washington
could have
better branded
his property
by naming his
estate after
himself. Yeah,
George is
underrated -
said the man
living in
Washington.
D.C. It's
funny - the
president who
could not tell
a lie is being
criticized by
the president
who cannot
tell the
truth.
Meanwhile, I
am still
waiting on a
new computer.
But I couldn't
wait to jump
back into the
fray. You just
can't make
this stuff up.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 9 --
Patriot or a
Coward?
March 19, 2019
Dear
Senator
Lindsey
Graham: As one
who has worked
in government
service, I can
appreciate the
difficulty you
must face in
balancing the
ideal vision
of democracy
with the harsh
reality of
governing. Too
many people
tell you that
this is a
black-and-white
world with
good guys, bad
guys and no
one in
between. In
this
environment,
you risk being
labeled a "bad
guy" if you
disagree with
any of a
multitude of
positions on a
plethora of
issues. The
world doesn't
work that way.
You have to
legitimately
balance
ideological
goals with
political
realities.
However, even
in this
environment,
there are
certain
principles
that are
inviolable.
I mention this
because you,
as a recently
retired
colonel in the
U.S. Air Force
Reserve and as
a U.S.
Senator, have
taken the
federal oath
of office on
several
occasions. In
taking that
oath, you said
"I do solemnly
swear (or
affirm) that I
will support
and defend the
Constitution
of the United
States against
all enemies,
foreign and
domestic; that
I will bear
true faith and
allegiance to
the same." How
do you square
this oath with
your actions
regarding the
President of
United States?
One day after
the House of
Representatives
voted 420-0 to
urge a public
release of the
final report
of Special
Prosecutor
Robert
Mueller, you
said you would
not back such
an effort
unless
lawmakers
launch yet
another
investigation
of the Justice
Department's
handling of
the
investigation
into Hillary
Clinton's
emails. Sir,
what does one
have to do
with the
other? Can the
Congress walk
and chew gum
at the same
time? The
President of
the United
States has
been accused -
and there is
considerable
public
information to
suggest - that
Donald Trump
engaged in
treasonous
activities
before, during
and after his
election.
There's also
the question
of fraudulent
financial and
campaign
activities.
And lest we
forget, very
serious people
have publicly
questioned
whether Trump
is in full
possession of
his mental
faculties. (Do
we want a
maniac's
finger on the
button?)
Doesn't that
oath you took
dictate - dare
I say demand -
that you
aggressively
pursue these
matters in
defense of our
nation and its
Constitution?
And there's
another thing
that deeply
bothers me.
You wore the
uniform of the
United States
Air Force. And
from all
accounts, you
wore it
honorably. So,
how can you
stand by and
give
milquetoast
rebukes to our
draft-dodging
President when
he defiles the
memory of your
late friend,
John McCain, a
true American
hero? (By the
way, have you
ever noticed
that Trump's
bone spurs
don't seem to
bother him
when you two
are playing
golf?) Senator
Graham, in
light of your
behavior, the
only question
that you need
to answer is
this: Are you
a patriot or a
coward? The
honorable path
is laid out in
front of you.
Are you
willing to
take it?
America awaits
your answer.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 8 -- The
Noble Fight
March 10, 2019
It
is getting
harder and
harder to
write this
blog.
This is the
13th year of
the Snapping
Turtle
blog and
the 575th post
in the series.
I have had a
lot to say
during the
years and will
probably
continue to do
so. However, I
am facing the
challenge of
coming up with
something
fresh and
meaningful -
or at least to
try to do so -
on a regular
basis. For
example: I had
a high of 72
blog posts in
2012. We
are almost two
and one-half
months into
2019, and this
is only the
eighth
offering.
There are
several
reasons for
the decreasing
frequency of
these
missives. For
one thing, I
am tired of
writing about
Donald Trump.
It seems as if
he is the
author of a
new atrocity
every single
day. After
awhile, one
begins to
suffer from
RIF -
righteous
indignation
fatigue. That
is especially
true when it
is apparent
that there is
a certain core
of Americans -
especially
Republicans on
Capitol Hill -
who have taken
the Joe
Hardyesque
stance of
selling their
souls to the
devil to
maintain power
at the expense
of diminishing
the nation.
Then there is
the matter of
the shocking
intolerance of
the American
people. It is
almost
impossible to
have a
rational
discussion on
issues such as
immigration,
gun control,
gay rights and
abortion
without it
becoming a
bitter
firestorm of
personal (and
sometimes
physical)
assaults.
Take Israel,
for
example.
It used to be
possible to
support that
nation's
survival in a
hostile world
and
criticize its
leaders when
they undermine
its moral
standing. Not
anymore. If
you challenge
Israel's
inhumane and
unlawful
actions
against the
Palestinians,
you run the
risk of being
called
Anti-Semitic.
So, what's a
commentator to
do? You can
write about
personal
stuff.
However, most
of my personal
life is
remarkably
uninteresting.
Those aspects
that are
interesting -
my hopes, my
dreams, my
fears - are
private and
will remain
that way. I'd
be a fool to
bear my soul -
at least
without a
hefty book
contract.
However, that
doesn't seem
to be in the
cards anytime
soon. And
frankly, I'm
getting old
and nearing
retirement. I
am reminded of
the lyrics to
Billy Joel's Angry
Young Man:
"I believe
I've passed
the age of
consciousness
and righteous
rage. I found
that just
surviving was
a noble
fight." Yes, I
can get
enraged at the
bad things
that are
happening in
Washington,
Topeka and at
work, but
what's the
point? Am I
announcing the
end to this
blog? Not yet.
I still value
making my
voice heard -
even if the
number of
people who
actually read
these
communiques is
minuscule.
However, I
plan to
continue to
follow what
should be good
advice for
all: I will
only speak
when I have
something to
say.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 7 --
Michael
Cohen's
Warning
March 2, 2019
It's
the end of
Donald Trump's
worst week as
president. Of
course, it
seems as if we
can say that
every week.
But this one
was especially
bad. Trump
visited
Vietnam - 50
years late in
most people's
estimation -
and came home
empty-handed
from an
ill-conceived
and contrived
summit with
the North
Korean
dictator Kim
Jong-un. Not
only did Trump
not get a deal
to halt North
Korea's
nuclear
weapons
program, he
suffered a
self-inflicted
wound when he
suggested that
Kim was not
responsible
for the
torture and
murder of an
American
student. Back
in Washington
while all of
this was going
on, Trump's
former
attorney and
"fixer"
Michael Cohen
was testifying
about Trump's
high crimes
and
misdemeanors
before three
congressional
committees.
Cohen, the
soon-to-be
jailbird, sang
like a song
bird. He gave
House
Democrats a
wide range of
information
and leads that
will aid them
in their
battle against
President
Pinocchio.
However, it
was what Cohen
said at the
end of his
public
testimony on
Wednesday that
should give us
all pause. He
said that
should Trump
lose the 2020
presidential
election, "I fear that there
will not be a
peaceful
transfer of
power."
Some may see
this is
hyperbole from
a convicted
liar. I do
not. This has
been my fear
all along.
Donald Trump
is a selfish,
amoral,
narcissistic
and racist
sexual
predator - a
dangerous
combination.
He will go to
any length to
protect
himself. I
suspect he
would be
willing to
sacrifice
members of his
own family to
save himself.
He might ever
start a war
with
Venezuela,
Mexico or even
The
Duchy of Grand
Fenwick to
distract us
from his evil
criminality.
Trump's
assault on our
Constitution
and
social/political
norms has
alienated our
friends and
given aid and
comfort to our
enemies. The
real danger is
that Trump may
lose it and
"push all of
the buttons"
if impeachment
appears
likely,
members of his
family are
indicted, or
someone
forgets to put
ketchup on his
bedtime
cheeseburger.
Michael Cohen
is not a hero.
He is getting
exactly what
he deserves.
But that
doesn't mean
that we should
not listen to
him.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 6 -- When
I Grow Up
February 19,
2019
I
often wonder
what I will be
when I grow
up. The very
first career
aspiration I
remember
having as a
child was to
be an
engineer. Not
the kind who
designs and
builds stuff,
but the kind
who runs
trains - just
like my
television
hero of the
time, Casey
Jones.
Thanks to Alan Shepard, I
next yearned
to become an
astronaut. By
the mid-60s, I
thought
becoming
President of
the United
States was my
calling.
After, I
couldn't have
done worse
than LBJ.
(Not to
mention that jackass that
currently
infests the
White House.)
However, as I
mentioned in
my post of May
24, 2012, it
was my
admiration of
Johnny
Carson who
set me on the
path to a
career in
broadcasting.
It was also Woodward and
Bernstein's
Watergate
coverage that
moved me in my
career in
broadcast
journalism.
In that,
I was
moderately
successful -
but not as
successful as
I aspired to
be. However,
journalism
eventually
moved me into
the worlds of
public
relations,
politics and
academia. With
all that as a
background, I
have come to
realize that
there is
another
current that
has steered me
through my
45-year
professional
career. I have
come to
realize that I
identify
myself as much
as historian
than I do as a
journalist.
That
eventually led
me to publish
an environmental
history of
the Chesapeake
Bay Bridge.
That spark
comes
primarily from
two people: my
mother, who,
in her own
way,
encouraged
engagement in
civil society,
and Steve
Fike, my
history
teacher at
Easton (MD)
High School.
And a shout
out to the
late Robert
Hall, my
civics teacher
at St.
Michaels (MD)
Junior High
School. I
would be
remiss if I
didn't mention
my high school
writing
teacher, the
late Dorothy
Leonard. Now,
as I am just a
few months
away from
retiring from
the faculty of
the William
Allen White
School of
Journalism and
Mass
Communications
at the
University of
Kansas, I
can't help but
wonder what I
am now going
to do when I
grow up? I
suspect that
the past is
prologue.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 5 -- It's
About Winning
February 6,
2019
X The
2020 chatter
is increasing
in volume.
Busloads of
Democrats are
lining up to
challenge the
reelection of
the most
treasonous,
corrupt and
inept
president in
American
history.
Assuming that
President
Pinocchio is
still around
in November
2020 - and
that's not a
certainty -
the Democrats
have a chance
to restore
sanity to 1600
Pennsylvania
Avenue.
However, the
problem facing
the Democrats
is that, well,
they are
Democrats. As
Democrats,
they can't
seem to help
themselves
from
self-destructing.
History has
shown us that
Democrats are
very good at
snatching
defeat from
the jaws of
victory. In
2000, the
Democrats win
the White
House if
either (a) Al
Gore wins his
home state of
Tennessee, (b)
Bill Clinton
wins his home
state of
Arkansas or
(c) if
President
Clinton keeps
his zipper
zipped. Heck,
Gore may have
won if he just
let Clinton
campaign for
him. In 2016,
Hillary
Clinton
squandered a
historic
opportunity
because she
ignored the
upper
Midwest
- losing
critical
states she
should have -
and could have
- otherwise
won. It
didn't help
that Bernie
Sanders, a
left-wing
curmudgeon
with little
chance of
winning the
presidency,
undermined
Clinton's
chances by
alienating
many of her
potential
voters in the
months leading
up to the
general
election.
(Note to
Bernie: Do us
all a favor
and sit out
2020.) And now
we have a slew
of fresh-faced
Democratic
challengers --
most of whom
have laughably
little or no
meaningful
experience
that qualifies
them to be
president. (If
you don't
think that's
important, let
me remind you
of the mental
midget with no
government
experience
currently
occupying the
Oval Office.)
And yes, there
is Elizabeth
Warren, who
appears to
have a
penchant for
self-inflicted
wounds. (Let's
give her
credit: She
does offer
well-crafted
apologies.)
Right now, the
only Democrat
I see who has
a serious
chance of
beating Trump
is former Vice
President Joe
Biden. Joey
from Scranton
is good guy
with an
occasional
bout of
foot-in-mouth
disease. But,
let's be real:
Biden would be
78-years-old
at the time of
his
inauguration.
That's as old
as Ronald
Reagan was
when he left
office. Bottom
line: Trump's
defeat is not
a slam dunk.
If the
Democrats want
to spare this
country from
four more
years of Czar
Donald the
Terrible, they
need to
remember that
this coming
presidential
campaign is
not about
making
debating
points.
It is about
winning. Just
ask Hillary.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 4 -- The
Unforgiving
Month
January 31,
2019
X It
is the end of
a cold and
difficult
month. A
"polar vortex"
has held much
of the nation
in its grips
with obscenely
cold
temperatures.
The government
is finally
functioning -
barely. And
that may be
only
temporary.
Czar-wannabe
Donald Trump
continues to
give aid and
comfort to our
enemies while
chiding our
nation's
intelligence
officials for
"there" lack
of knowledge.
Two
undeserving
teams are in
the Super Bowl
because of
officials'
calls or
non-calls. For
me,
personally,
January has
been the start
of a new term
- the last
full teaching
load semester
I face before
my
retirement.
Saddled with
two writing
classes and
their
accompanying
heavy grading
load, along a
new class
requiring an
entirely new
course
preparation, I
am swamped. On
top of this, I
am in the
midst of a
long, tedious
and sometimes
painful
process of
clearing out
my office.
While I am not
leaving the
university
until the end
of December, I
have to be out
of my office
in May.
Stauffer-Flint
Hall is about
to undergo
major
renovations.
My office -
once the
domain of
teaching giant
John Bremner -
will become a
space for
student media.
Since
November, I
have begun
sifting
through more
than 40 years
of stuff
accumulated
during my
professional
life. Some of
it predates my
arrival at KU
in 1991.
Yesterday, I
found a 25th
anniversary
booklet I
prepared for
North Carolina
Wesleyan
College in
1981. Then
there was the
binder filled
with my notes
as press
coordinator
for North
Carolina
Governor-elect
Jim Martin's
January 1985
inauguration.
I also found
articles and
papers I
labored over
in the 1990s
in my
eventually
successful
quest to
obtain
promotion and
tenure.
Sentimentality
is the enemy
when trying to
decide what
one needs to
keep and what
should be
discarded.
Things
produced in
the Digital
Age are easy
to discard
when one has
an electronic
copy. However,
the analog
materials
require much
greater
consideration.
Each artifact
represents a
personal
commitment of
blood, sweat
and tears.
Each evokes a
strong memory.
Some things
can be sent to
the KU
Archives where
they will have
a permanent
home. But
others are
destined for
recycling.
Yes, January
has been an
unforgiving
month. And I
see things
only getting
tougher as I
box-up or
discard the
remnants of a
career.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 3 -- Just
the Facts,
Please
January 21,
2019
X It
should not be
a surprise
when I tell
you
that a large
percentage of
the University
of Kansas
faculty do not
like our
current
man-child
president. It
has been
common
knowledge for
years that the
Current
Occupant (to
borrow a
phrase from
Garrison
Keillor) is
not well-liked
among
college-educated
adults.
However, I am
surprised when
some of those
same people
engage in
Trumpian
rhetoric and
tactics while
embroiled in a
current
college
controversy.
KU is looking
for a new dean
of the College
of Arts and
Sciences, a
unit in which
half of the
university's
29,000 or so
students are
enrolled. The
administration
wants to
retain the
current
interim dean
who has
received an
offer from
another
university. To
do so,
administrators
want to
circumvent the
traditional
nationwide
search process
and directly
appoint him
permanent dean
on a shortened
three-year
appointment.
Rightfully,
some within
the university
community are
concerned.
Dean of the
College of
Liberal Arts
and Sciences
is an
extremely
important
decision, one
that shouldn't
be made
hastily or in
a panic. This
is also a
national
Research I
university
that shouldn't
limit its
horizons when
it comes to
hiring.
However, by
all accounts,
the interim
dean is doing
a good job and
his promotion
would instill
a sense of
stability at a
time of budget
cutbacks,
layoffs and
faculty
buyouts. I see
both sides of
this argument.
However, I am
concerned
about the
rhetoric
employed in
both camps.
The opponents
have compared
KU to a
"feudalist
plantation"
with a faculty
of "voiceless
chattel." That
characterization
is an unuseful
and hyperbolic
pile of horse
dung. However,
those who
support the
retention of
the interim
dean are not
without their
own reckless
language. They
accused the
local
newspaper of
providing only
the
administration's
side of the
story -- which
is not true.
The paper
would not have
given this
issue as much
coverage as if
has if there
weren't more
than one side
to this story.
If that were
the case, it
wouldn't be
news. Every
story I have
read has been
balanced. What
the proponents
appear to
object to is
that people
with differing
views have
been allowed
to publish
their concerns
within the
paper's
opinion pages.
In other
words, they
wish to censor
the
opposition.
And whose
vision of
America is
that? At a
time when
academics
decry the
vitriolic
language of
government and
politics, we
need to
practice what
we preach.
Stick to the
facts.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 2 -- Oval
Office Kabuki
January 8,
2019
X Donald
Trump tried
very hard
tonight to
look
presidential.
For the first
time since he
took office,
he delivered a
nationwide
address from
the Oval
Office of the
White House.
He had
obviously been
well-coached
to moderate
his inflection
and curtail
his often-wild
gestures. He
may have
looked
"presidenty,"
but no amount
of play acting
and window
dressing will
make this
shadow of a
man look
presidential.
First and
foremost, the
entire nine
and one-half
minute charade
was based on a
lie. He
proclaimed a
"national
security"
crisis on the
southern
border.
There is no
crisis.
He said that
thousands of
terrorists
have crossed
the border.
However, his
own Homeland
Security
department-issued
statistics do
not support
his claim. He
said that
Democrats have
opposed border
security when,
in fact,
Democrats and
Republicans
reached a
pre-Christmas
compromise
that would
have addressed
many of the
border
security
issues. The
deal would
have bought
time for more
serious debate
on Trump's
dubious
"Mexico is
going to pay
for it" border
wall without
threatening
the livelihood
of 800,000
federal
employees.
Trump actually
supported that
deal.
But when Sean
Hannity and
his band of
Fox News
radical
wingnuts got
bent out of
shape at the
thought of a
compromise,
Trump folded
like a cheap
lawn chair. At
the end of his
speech, Trump
reminded
America that
he took an
oath of office
to protect the
nation -
strange coming
from a man who
has cozied-up
to Russia and
North Korea,
begun a
potentially
disastrous
trade war with
China and has
dismissed and
insulted all
of this
nation's
traditional
allies.
Actually, the
only true
thing
"Presidenty"
Trump said
tonight was
that there is
a humanitarian
crisis on our
southern
border.
However,
that's a
crisis of his
own
making.
Did he offer
any new
solutions to
end the nearly
three-week old
government
shutdown? No.
Did he offer
even the
slightest
suggestion
that he is
willing to
compromise?
No, of course
he didn't.
What he did do
was send
fund-raising
emails to
thousands of
supporters
before and
after the
speech.
He even lied
to them: The
emails said
donations
would go to a
"Build the
Wall"
committee
when, it fact,
they go to the
Trump-Pence
reelection
campaign. This
wasn't a
policy speech
about a
national
crisis. It was
the kickoff of
his reelection
campaign. You
see, the only
real "crisis"
is that the
Trump White
House of Cards
is about to
collapse. The
truth is that
there is a
growing
likelihood
Trump will not
be around for
the 2020
election. He
may not be
around for the
Fourth of
July. No
matter how
much Oval
Office kabuki
theater Donald
Trump
manufactures,
he will never
be
presidential.
And I doubt
that he will
be a model
inmate,
either.
That's
it for now.
Fear the
Turtle.
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Vol. 13
No. 1 -- The
Year of Living
Dangerously
January 1,
2019
X The
Year of Living
Dangerouslyis a 1982 Australian
movieadapted fromChristopher
Koch's 1978 novelof the
same name. It is a story about a love affair set inIndonesiaduring
theoverthrow
of that
country's
president.
We may see a
real-life
American
sequel to that
film in the
new year that
commences
today. The
many
controversies
swirling about
the President
of the United
States are
nearing
critical mass.
With Democrats
taking charge
of the U.S.
House of
Representatives,
there will
finally be
legitimate
oversight of
the most
politically,
legally and
morally
corrupt
presidential
administration
in American
history. It
won't be long
before the
truth about
Donald Trump's
business
deals,
financial
practices, tax
dodges,
personal
perversions,
Russian
collusion and
obstruction of
justice
emerges. When
that happens
and people
begin to see
that the
self-proclaimed
conservative
disruptor is
about nothing
but
aggrandizing
himself, the
collective
cognitive
dissonance
that has
enveloped
Trump's
supporters
will begin to
dissolve. More
important is
the electoral
map. The 2020
elections for
U.S. Senate
will be the
opposite of
2018 - there
will be a
disproportionate
number of
Republican
seats up for
reelection.
Each
Republican
senator will
face three
choices:
Continue to be
a passenger on
the Trump
Titanic, grab
a life boat
and row as far
away from the
ship as they
can before it
hits the
iceberg or
decline to
board the
ship, retire
and "get while
the getting is
good."
However, there
is great
danger in all
of this. As
president,
Trump is
cloaked in
tremendous
power that few
doubt that he
will be
willing to
abuse if
allowed to do
so. The
tipping point
may soon be
upon us when
members of his
family and the
Trump
Organization
are indicted.
And all of
this is
happening in a
world where
the Russians,
the Chinese,
Iran, the
North Koreans
and ISIS have
been
emboldened by
the vacuum of
leadership
emanating from
Washington.
This is a year
of living
dangerously in
which one
prays that our
elected
leadership,
public
servants and
military
remember that
they took
oaths to
preserve,
protect and
defend the
United States
Constitution -
not to defend
an amoral
self-serving
shadow of a
man who
current
infests the
White House.
Nothing less
than the
future of our
republic
depends upon
it.